Bust a Rhyme

[Growan]

@Growan,

Last night was amazing. Let's do it again sometime !

:-*

Edit: added this part so it'll rhyme!

Fungus, I loved it, we rocked it, you know it!
Never would have thought i could have made it as a poet.
You opened up my lyric book and now i wanna show it,
I'd like to share some weed some time but first i gotta grow it!

 

[Growan]

Wow. 3 'it ' rhymes in one ditty. That;s whack...

 

[a senile fungus]

Everyone's a poet ya just gotta unlock the potential,
its not like we're slavin' over lines with a paper and a pencil.
We're just chillin' saying what comes to mind, its quite simple.
Hardcore or softcore, it's whatever you're into.

 

[UncleReemis]

Uncle Reemis is here to smoke up his buds,
I never sucked dick for drugs
like UncleBuck does,
forgive me, you know I love you like you was my redneck cous......--in the family of epic trolling, these fools act smart, but by the end they be drooling


<333333

 

[Garden Boss]

If you going in half cocked that's how your ass get caught
and if you snitching ass fuck you'll be stinking up the lot
and if you can't handle this shit, then it better be forgot
'cause we can all use some fertilizer for next years crop

 

[Growan]

I havn't said out loud before, i thought i should express
The love i have for all you heads, from north south east and west.
I signed up here to read and learn, but now i am obsessed.
My boyz, my girlz the whole damn crew - you are the fuckin' best.

 

[a senile fungus]

Last of the last, sad time for me indeed.
What's a fungi to do when he's got no weed?

 

[Growan]

I drink, i smoke, i laugh, i joke,
I quip, i rhyme, i cuss sometimes,
I eat, i shit, i sweat, i pine
When i have to sleep - it's now that time.

Peas out, homies

 

[a senile fungus]

I'd respond, but I'm busy packing the bong. Give it a minute I'm sure it'll come along...

 

[a senile fungus]

I drink, i smoke, i laugh, i joke,
I quip, i rhyme, i cuss sometimes,
I eat, i shit, i sweat, i pine
When i have to sleep - it's now that time.

Peas out, homies

Sleep tight friend, rest well and good dreams.

We'll hold down the fort while you're wrapped in the sheets!

 

[a senile fungus]

I might take a break,
Bring down the tolerance,
As long as I can tolerate,
And then starts the hollerin'

 

[Garden Boss]

If life was a movie, then what is the sequel?
just millions of mouth breathing
uneducated equals

But I'm happy and chilling and
'something the most'
I smoke when I drink, and I drink
when I smoke...

 

[mr sunshine]

I choke while I toke...and I toke while i choke.....smoke up the indo, burn all the sativa!!! In your girls dam boy she giving up the beaver...I'll never wife the bitch, can't stand a cheater!!!i fuck her he need her.. she suck up like a tweeker...I rather use her u keep her!!

 

[4Life2style0]

Uncle buck is a tweaker, We all learned that from the start.
Whenever I see his posts, it makes me wanna shart.

Now most of y'all don't know me, I am still kinda new. But don't mistake my kindness, for something you ain't used to!

 

[tytheguy111]

Living and loving

To high to remember to take the shit out of the oven

The only time you'll be seeing my cock is when im shoving and cumin

Hitting pregnant women in the stomach

they call me mc loving

Cuz I be eating them mc muffins

Filling your bitch up with stuffing


Damn im really fucked up hahaha

 

[tytheguy111]

Sleep tight friend, rest well and good dreams.

We'll hold down the fort while you're wrapped in the sheets!

I thought of a creative poetry poem from that


Sheets,

Sleeping in sheets that hold my skeet

Skeet skeet skeet in the sheets as I think in despair

THE SHEETS ARE COVERED IN SKEET

Said my mom with her hands in the air

I remember when I was a young boy skeeting in my sleep

And now I have skeet in some escort's hair

Now I shall sleep

 

[tytheguy111]

Dr. Suse type story

Once there was a boy who wanted candy

But his sister mandy demanded all the candy

So he waited till night fall and took his cracked x box one version of titan fall

He sneaked in her room and stabbed her with the disk and a sharpened broom he went to carry her outside to berry

But to his surprise a man named Chester had a free candy van so he went to the old man

And said can I have some candy

And the old man replied get in the back and get you a piece

The man slammed the door

That's the last we seen of the boy who wanted candy


Karma is a bitch huh?

 

[Growan]

Ty you are a crazy dude,
Don't think me judgemental and rude,
I'm sure your hardman redneck 'tude,
Manifests itself when your mind is skewed.

I know the violence you've spewed
In lyrics that are rough and lewd
Are just to cover up the truth:
You're kind and decent i conclude.

Psyche!

 

[tytheguy111]

Ty you are a crazy dude,
Don't think me judgemental and rude,
I'm sure your hardman redneck 'tude,
Manifests itself when your mind is skewed.

I know the violence you've spewed
In lyrics that are rough and lewd
Are just to cover up the truth:
You're kind and decent i conclude.

Psyche!

Hahahaha

Im actually a perv

But im nice when I want to be lol

 

[Growan]

The greatest crime you can commit,
Is to have a hat and if it fits
Keep it to yourself. Commit -
To take a picture an post it!

You hearin' me bro?