I think I would be a good Messiah

chewberto

chewberto

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That guys kind of a dick, Christian god is all about getting blow jobs, that other guy is all like, "nah, how bout Blow yourself...














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CC Dobbs

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chewberto said:
Couple of messiahs over here.











We need to take this Beyond The Thunderdome, Find out who's the real messiah.



The god book says that we will be tested by a fake messiah, and those who accept the fakers messiah will get the Mark o' the beast.



Your names not Mark is it?
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Sir, my middle name is Mark.

Messiah
 
Nevaeh420

Nevaeh420

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CC Dobbs said:
Sir, it is clear to me that you are a false Messiah. You demand proof from me in order to believe and yet your faith is less than skin deep. I feel that you are looking for the Messiah that you read about in comic books and not an all-powerful-savior -of -the -world, that I am. You are looking for the carnival Messiah who performs tricks for the unwashed masses. That is not me.

Your doubt is clear but in the coming days you will see proofs of my omnipotence. The hills will tremble and the high places will be brought down. You will worship me.

Messiah
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You are not "an all-powerful-savior -of -the -world".

I don't plan on worshipping anyone. The real Messiah wouldn't be looking to get worshipped anyways.

~PEACE~
 
Nevaeh420

Nevaeh420

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chewberto said:
He seems more confident! I don't know, you seem to ask a lot of questions for a messiah. He's definitely one up on you..
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I'm not competing with anyone for the title of Christ.

I just like to play around, and asking questions is a good way to try and get answers.

You guys can see My face, hear My voice, listen to My prophecies, and just kind of get to know Me through My youtube videos, that I posted in this thread.

The only thing CC Dobbs can say is, "Sir, I am the Messiah".

~PEACE~
 
dr.gonzo1

dr.gonzo1

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Nevaeh420 said:
I'm just beautiful... can't you see My avatar selfie picture? Lol.

For real, I'm great. Nothing special is going on in My Life right now, but I am content.

How are you, bro?

~PEACE~
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Lol. Good man, glad things are going well.

I like you man, even though you're probably not Christ you seem like a decent guy and thanks, I'm doing ok aswell.

Only thing I wanted to say really was about your tylerdurden comment earlier. I always thought Tyler was very straight forward with you, wouldn't class him as trolling in anyway. Sometimes it's helpful to be confronted with our delusions. Genuinely, from what I read he was trying to help.

Hope I don't come across as a dick here, that's not my intention.
 
Nevaeh420

Nevaeh420

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dr.gonzo1 said:
Lol. Good man, glad things are going well.

I like you man, even though you're probably not Christ you seem like a decent guy and thanks, I'm doing ok aswell.

Only thing I wanted to say really was about your tylerdurden comment earlier. I always thought Tyler was very straight forward with you, wouldn't class him as trolling in anyway. Sometimes it's helpful to be confronted with our delusions. Genuinely, from what I read he was trying to help.

Hope I don't come across as a dick here, that's not my intention.
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I stopped talking to tyler. durden, because he can be very rude, cantankerous, hubris, and he likes to call Me names and make fun of Me. Most people that I talk to on the internet are polite, caring, compassionate, humble, and just pretty cool.

Tyler. durden is not My friend, as he has said it himself. It seems like tyler.durden likes to single Me out and pick on Me. I bet that he has quoted Me more then anyone else on RIU.

You don't have to believe that I am Christ. Its not a big deal to Me, who believes in Me and who doesn't believe in Me. I believe Myself: and I am just glad that I have freedom of speach. Its not like I am trying to start a cult. I am hoping that one day, I will be able to publish a book about My blogs.

I don't get offended by much, because I know that people are individuals, and people are entitled to their beliefs as well as Myself.

Who knows? If I was just an average dude, I might not believe in Christ either. Its not like I am obsessed with Myself. I live a normal life, for the most part; and I don't go around telling people in person that I am Christ. I only talk about how I am Christ on the internet.

Its all good, bro.

~PEACE~
 
dr.gonzo1

dr.gonzo1

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Nevaeh420 said:
I stopped talking to tyler. durden, because he can be very rude, cantankerous, hubris, and he likes to call Me names and make fun of Me. Most people that I talk to on the internet are polite, caring, compassionate, humble, and just pretty cool.

Tyler. durden is not My friend, as he has said it himself. It seems like tyler.durden likes to single Me out and pick on Me. I bet that he has quoted Me more then anyone else on RIU.

You don't have to believe that I am Christ. Its not a big deal to Me, who believes in Me and who doesn't believe in Me. I believe Myself: and I am just glad that I have freedom of speach. Its not like I am trying to start a cult. I am hoping that one day, I will be able to publish a book about My blogs.

I don't get offended by much, because I know that people are individuals, and people are entitled to their beliefs as well as Myself.

Who knows? If I was just an average dude, I might not believe in Christ either. Its not like I am obsessed with Myself. I live a normal life, for the most part; and I don't go around telling people in person that I am Christ. I only talk about how I am Christ on the internet.

Its all good, bro.

~PEACE~
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Well that's good man. As long as you aren't talking like this in real life.

Only thing I would say about the way you behave on here is. Maybe you have a moral responsibility not to mislead people, even if it is only an online persona/delusion type thing.
 
Nevaeh420

Nevaeh420

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dr.gonzo1 said:
Well that's good man. As long as you aren't talking like this in real life.

Only thing I would say about the way you behave on here is. Maybe you have a moral responsibility not to mislead people, even if it is only an online persona/delusion type thing.
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No, you're right, I don't go around telling people that I am Christ, in person, anymore. I stopped telling people that I am Christ a few years ago, that was getting Me in trouble, in person, anyways.

But on the internet, I try and speak My true feelings, because I don't care what random people, that I don't know in person, believe about Me.

~PEACE~
 
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