Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[dr.gonzo1]

 

[MightyMike530]

Nothing says "I love you baby" like your 7th consecutive abortion.

Yeah...I think I'll let hiim "rar darg" it...I DO want him to LIKE me!!!!
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dude, hes in LTR with you right? and this is how you repay him for sticking with your crazy ass?

i dont even know what to say, poor guy

hasnt he suffered enough!!

 

[dr.gonzo1]

Oh...he's lucky alright. LUCKY I DON"T MURDER HIM IN HIS SLEEP AND ADD HS PENIS TO MY COLLECTION!!!!!!!!!

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This is how I imagine your bedroom....

 

[MightyMike530]

no need to call yourself a pussy brah

 

[Yessica...]

dude, hes in LTR with you right? and this is how you repay him for sticking with your crazy ass?

i dont even know what to say, poor guy

hasnt he suffered enough!!

bahahahahahahahahahahaha

I can't do it anymore. You're SO SILLY!!!

Camman, drop the act buttercup....

I bet you cry after sex. Not that there's anything wrong with that....I can just tell you're a real sensitive soul...

It's Ok to Cry.....Cornealius...

 

[MightyMike530]

bahahahahahahahahahahaha

I can't do it anymore. You're SO SILLY!!!

Camman, drop the act buttercup....

I bet you cry after sex. Not that there's anything wrong with that....I can just tell you're a real sensitive soul...

It's Ok to Cry.....Cornealius...
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she not making me cum in a condom if thats what you're asking, lol!

 

[Yessica...]

she not making me cum in a condom if thats what you're asking, lol!

I bet you're the BEST dad!

How many kids ya got out there....12, a bakers dozen???

Who really cares right?

Q: If you have a litter of children starving in the woods...are they really crying if you can't hear their tears from your dank basement????

A: Does it really MATTER?????

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

i think everybody needs to take a bong rip and stop talking about cum in condoms and cum in condom accessories

 

[Metasynth]

This is how I imagine your bedroom....

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Slut

 

[MightyMike530]

I bet you're the BEST dad!

How many kids ya got out there....12, a bakers dozen???

Who really cares right?

Q: If you have a litter of children starving in the woods...are they really crying if you can't hear their tears from your dank basement????

A: Does it really MATTER?????

actually im a great dad, and im going to raise my daughter to be just a little more considerate than your parents raised their daughter.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

sounds like u need a water melon slice

 

[Yessica...]

i think everybody needs to take a bong rip and stop talking about cum in condoms and cum in condom accessories

I'll rip off your head and cum down your throat if you try to get in the way of this Interweb foreplay...I'm SO turned on right now!!!!!!!!

Gumby won't know what hit him....I'm gonna rip his dick off!!!!

(metaphorically speaking)

 

[Yessica...]

actually im a great dad, and im going to raise my daughter to be just a little more considerate than your parents raised their daughter.

Ooooooooh snap - No you Di-ent!!!!!

You wanna talk about MY parents....???


You have 30 seconds to apolpgize. They are the best people I have ever known.

 

[MightyMike530]

the proof is in the pudding

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

my mom's a bitch

 

[Metasynth]

I like pudding

 

[Yessica...]

pudding

Oooooooh Now I get it - You're FAT!

This makes sense why you're so angry.

Go eat a Sammy and stop botherin me son...

 

[Metasynth]

Oooooooh Now I get it - You're FAT!

This makes sense why you're so angry.

Go eat a Sammy and stop botherin me son...

I'm not angry, and I'm fat. Whatcha got against fatties?

 

[Pinworm]

I like pudding

 

[abe supercro]