Posts from the toilet

[Pinworm]

I requested as such. My girly sunni looks out for me. She locked all his other trashy treads too! She makes sure to keep the parasite from hurting himself! So I lubs her.

http://rollitup.org/t/too-rolling-stoned-coffee-shop.699269/page-78#post-10956937

 

[bu$hleaguer]

 

[ChingOwn]

How does it make you feel when your wiener touches the toilet seat?

 

[Pinworm]

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

How does it make you feel when your wiener touches the toilet seat?

Seat hell - that water is frickin cold!

 

[dangledo]

We had a toilet with hot water hooked up in college. Nice at first, then you started slipping and sliding around from it. Steamed yer balls too.

 

[ChingOwn]

So you tuck and poo hands free or do you hold the weinus the whole time....be honest now

 

[dangledo]

I make a comfy little bed out of tp and lay it on the seat.

Ive been told its weird that I pee standing first, then sit to shit.

touching your wiener to a random toilet seat is the same feeling when something brushes your leg in the lake.

 

[Indagrow]

What a specimen I just created.. It had to be 77 courics! Unfortunately my scale is still broken from the Obese-Samoan-Transsexual-Weigh-Off of 2014.

 

[dangledo]

 

[Hookabelly]

View attachment 3270402just took a dump, thought of you

A 3 coil steamer? Got Pin's name all over it

 

[Hookabelly]

Seat hell - that water is frickin cold!

and deep too right?

 

[BarnBuster]

and deep too right?

you beat me to it...(so to speak)

 

[BarnBuster]

more reading for your scatalogical pleasure:

https://www.rollitup.org/t/guys-pee-standing-or-sitting-down.432955/page-5

https://www.rollitup.org/t/how-many-times-a-day-do-you-shit.397893/page-6

https://www.rollitup.org/t/who-originally-coined-the-term-number-1-for-urination-and-number-2-for-the-latter.392475/

https://www.rollitup.org/t/scrunch-or-fold.818908/

https://www.rollitup.org/t/how-to-crap-in-the-woods.794968/

https://www.rollitup.org/t/would-you-smoke-your-dogs-shit.444444/

https://www.rollitup.org/t/the-joys-of-taking-a-shit.412575/

https://www.rollitup.org/t/most-painful-shit-ever.102813/

 

[Hookabelly]

https://www.rollitup.org/t/most-painful-shit-ever.102813/

That thread isn't about shitting though… I dare you to post your most painful shit on it tho

 

[BarnBuster]

That thread isn't about shitting though… I dare you (done) to post your most painful shit on it tho

Whoops, my bad.

 

[ULEN]

Perfect thread and timing.


If your gut hurts from eating too much crap and you need an easy flush, go out and buy a dragon fruit.

Eat it first thing in the morning and wash it down with some water, don't consume anything else.

In about an hour or and hour and a half it should flush put what ever gunk you have stuck in your intestines. You'll know it's the dragon fruit because your stool will look like it has chocolate chips all over from the seeds.

Now if you, excuse me. It's time to wipe. 2 ply only.

 

[ULEN]

That thread isn't about shitting though… I dare you to post your most painful shit on it tho

It is now. Dragon fruit style.

 

[dangledo]

Beer shits.

 

[Hookabelly]

Beer shits.

View attachment 3271414

Bonus points for no skid marks in the undies….AND for drinking while shitting