Posts from the toilet

[bu$hleaguer]

Pfft ! You think you're so progressive? I eat my own shit. Its a renewable resource. AND I know where my food is coming from. Yes from ass to table. Supports local farmers too. Less waste, great taste. I am more forward thinking than any of you shit wasters.

My favorite post in a long time. From ass to table has been in my head since I read this 2 months ago. Thank you.

 

[Hookabelly]

My favorite post in a long time. From ass to table has been in my head since I read this 2 months ago. Thank you.

Wow Bushy, coming from you ? Awww, thanks

 

[a senile fungus]

Bump.

 

[Pinworm]

Bump the dump thread. Excellent choice.

 

[Gary Goodson]

More than half my post were while I was on the shitter. Sometimes I'm done but I sit there till I finish reading/posting

I was told and I quote "you have a senile anus!"

 

[a senile fungus]

This one seems nice.

Looks easy to wipe down with chlorox wipes or what have you...

 

[a senile fungus]

I'm actually looking at one of the ones that you squat at instead of sit. Seems to help me.

 

[Pinworm]

I just gone done doing a number 2 actually. Jalapeno Grilled Cheese for breakfast. My spider is grouchy. I'm hurtin' for certain.

 

[Gary Goodson]

This one seems nice.

Looks easy to wipe down with chlorox wipes or what have you...

Holy shit that's awesomeness

 

[Diabolical666]

 

[Pinworm]

This thread needs more naked people. Lots more. People with no pants, or underwears.

 

[a senile fungus]

I just gone done doing a number 2 actually. Jalapeno Grilled Cheese for breakfast. My spider is grouchy. I'm hurtin' for certain.

Last night I had raisin bran and Greek yogurt for my bedtime snack, then decided I wanted cookie dough. Whipped up some cookie dough and ate a few raw spoonfuls and a cookie or three and my farts were stinky this morning. Good thing I was alone lol, except for my dog, poor dog.

I think I commented on the stinkiness in the cereal thread but probably shoulda bumped this thread instead. Oh well here we are

I raise your spider one sandy starfish.

Speaking of starfish, @sunni no more bathroom selfies?

 

[Diabolical666]

 

[a senile fungus]

Hahahahahaha preview post!

I think its almost an evolutionary behavior, like looking at your boogers after you blow your nose to check for bugs.

 

[Pinworm]

 

[Diabolical666]

duuude that was hella lulz

push the old lady, kick the baby gahahahaha

 

[Gary Goodson]

Yea kicking the baby mad me lol so hard it helped me push one out.
Oh I'm on the shitter btw

 

[Gary Goodson]

Is is sad or wierd that I kinda got a little happy right now because I had to shit?

Just trying to keep this thread real

 

[Hookabelly]

I'm actually looking at one of the ones that you squat at instead of sit. Seems to help me.

Have you looked into the squatty potty? Seriously, it lines up your body better to eliminate.
http://squattypotty.com/#

 

[curious2garden]

Have you looked into the squatty potty? Seriously, it lines up your body better to eliminate.
http://squattypotty.com/#

A tour of your home could be a fascinating thing