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Growan

Growan

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bu$hleaguer said:
Yes, indeed I do. Growan, you will host a barnyard rave that gets completely out of control. The goat ecstasy, roofies, and Viagra make the nannies horny as balls, and you will have your way with them. Anal, aural, nasal, vaginal, you don't give a fuck, you'll scream at them. BAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH you will yell as you put the exclamation point on your sexual sentence by dropping a giant steaming log of goat shit on the face of a sad doe who's high as all get out.

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Oh goody!
 
chewberto

chewberto

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bu$hleaguer said:
Chewie you son of a bitch! Fuck you! You will get shitfaced with a few of your good friends and make a bet you will later regret. The loser of this bet will have to drink a quart of thick, warm ballsack bolognese, and it's not looking good for you. Unfortunately you have no choice- you will be served a giant hot bowl of New England Cock Chowder.
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Bwhahahaha! You fool! That was my past, I said tell me my future... Chablome!
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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dannyboy602 said:
Oh bushy wan kanobi....is there easy money in my near future?
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Yes. You should test drive brand new automobiles and while out on the test drive alone make a copy of the key at a sketchy hardware store. Then return to the dealership but don't buy the car. Return to the dealership a week later at 2:30 am with blackface and a wig and steal the car. Then chop it for parts or drive it to another state and sell it. Easy peasy.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Hookabelly said:
Thank you. Read it and can't believe you use canned parm and canned spag. sauce. It really doesn't make a difference? With all that work you put in too...
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No I use homemade tomato sauce and both romano & reggiano when I do it in restaurants and when I have them at home but I was stoned and didn't have any other options at home. you won't really notice too much of a difference in reality. It's a heavy dish by nature so the subtle differences will be outweighed.

I was just trying to get it done tbh. If you have the good stuff, of course use it instead.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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ClaytonBigsby said:
When will I be loved? IS there such a thing?
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Well Clayton, if you don't feel the love when you enter the RIU door, I'm not sure Zoltar can help you!

Giving your kiddo a handgun, growing weed in your Gramma's barn, and frequenting strip clubs are all things I would fully recommend and encourage in order to get more love in your life. You will definitely be rewarded for your efforts!
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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bu$hleaguer said:
No I use homemade tomato sauce and both romano & reggiano when I do it in restaurants and when I have them at home but I was stoned and didn't have any other options at home. you won't really notice too much of a difference in reality. It's a heavy dish by nature so the subtle differences will be outweighed.

I was just trying to get it done tbh. If you have the good stuff, of course use it instead.
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Ok, thx for clarifacation. I saved recipe to file. Pics are helpful too. thx.
 
Magic Mike

Magic Mike

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bu$hleaguer said:
Mr Magic, your penis will enjoy many a stroke this year. I will not lie, however, not all of the hands will be small and sweet with little French manicures. Some of them will be large, black and hairy, and will lead to hard anal sex with a black dude named Teeshawn.
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Will "Teeshawn" be a willing participant or will the encounter play out like this
 
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