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bu$hleaguer
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Your dream will become reality in 2016. You will go to the movie Batman vs Superman, Dawn of Justice. Affleck is working on it as we speak, and it will become the gay population's Passion of the Christ. Affleck himself will allow theaters to be protected with plastic wrap, so that all the gay fluids will not harm or "gay out" any of the apholstery. An epic fuck battle will ensue, and in the theater you will indeed find the ultimate BanHammer. Once you do you will be known as Danny the Dong, and you will impale thousands of men with it. You will also be given a huge contract from Vaseline.
bu$hleaguer
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You should plan what you will wear accordingly. I would plan on wearing something that doesn't matter too much to you, so once shatted upon you simply remove and discard.
bu$hleaguer
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I see that the bike will indeed sell, but you'll have to repost the ad several times on Craigslist, each time changing the pics a little bit. The price you're asking is fair, but take it down a bit and you will see it sell quickly.
tytheguy111
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will i finally get that child support you owe me @bu$hleaguer for Darquan
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Blue Wizard
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Gimme my fortune Madam Bush.
tytheguy111
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hahaha damn boi not alot of people are into cycles anymore
i remember there was a serge in cycles but now everyone is selling there's
ill tell ya craigslist and the classifieds in the paper is ur best bet man i tried selling my Yamaha 250 a while back and had trouble i took it to a couple dirbike super stores and to a few pawn shops and i couldnt get but around 700 for a bike in decent shape and i put it on craigslist and the classifieds and i shit you not i got some lowballs at first but after a few months i got close to 1500
so maybe try that or if your willing to let people strip it you could part it off ik you can get more money that way too
tytheguy111
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Blue Wizard
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It's a buyers market right now, except around here. People want an arm a leg and your first born for their bike and if it doesn't sell they keep listing it on CL for months or years. I had to settle for a Yamaha to chop because I couldn't even find an ironhead for under $4k.
Blue Wizard
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Or tossing a magical salad.
tytheguy111
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Blue Wizard
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With a mystical reach around.
superloud
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So wats going to happen to me
Blue Wizard
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Bushy isn't here right now, but Miss Cleo says you will make a fortune selling penis shaped ice cream cakes door to door.
superloud
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Sweet now I know why I had this uncontrollable urge to buy this penis mold.Bushy isn't here right now, but Miss Cleo says you will make a fortune selling penis shaped ice cream cakes door to door.
Growan
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Magic Mike
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cool bu$leaguer I did not know you are a witch doctor. Will my penis be stroked a lot in 2015?
tytheguy111
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will you give me a love potion where i can fuck any girl i want