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bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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dannyboy602 said:
I had a dream and u must tell me if it will come true.
I dreamt I was at Ben Affleck movie and I found a giant hammer in my seat. It was made of gold and the handle was a giant phallus.
What am I to do?
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Your dream will become reality in 2016. You will go to the movie Batman vs Superman, Dawn of Justice. Affleck is working on it as we speak, and it will become the gay population's Passion of the Christ. Affleck himself will allow theaters to be protected with plastic wrap, so that all the gay fluids will not harm or "gay out" any of the apholstery. An epic fuck battle will ensue, and in the theater you will indeed find the ultimate BanHammer. Once you do you will be known as Danny the Dong, and you will impale thousands of men with it. You will also be given a huge contract from Vaseline.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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whitebb2727 said:
If I wake up tomorrow and think its yesterday and shit on my self, will it have any negative effects today?
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You should plan what you will wear accordingly. I would plan on wearing something that doesn't matter too much to you, so once shatted upon you simply remove and discard.
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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Grandpapy said:
Is this the year someone buys my Harley?
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hahaha damn boi not alot of people are into cycles anymore

i remember there was a serge in cycles but now everyone is selling there's

ill tell ya craigslist and the classifieds in the paper is ur best bet man i tried selling my Yamaha 250 a while back and had trouble i took it to a couple dirbike super stores and to a few pawn shops and i couldnt get but around 700 for a bike in decent shape and i put it on craigslist and the classifieds and i shit you not i got some lowballs at first but after a few months i got close to 1500

so maybe try that or if your willing to let people strip it you could part it off ik you can get more money that way too
 
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