Need your fortune read? Ask and I'll tell you your fortune!

[Grandpapy]

Is this the year someone buys my Harley?

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I had a dream and u must tell me if it will come true.
I dreamt I was at Ben Affleck movie and I found a giant hammer in my seat. It was made of gold and the handle was a giant phallus.
What am I to do?

Your dream will become reality in 2016. You will go to the movie Batman vs Superman, Dawn of Justice. Affleck is working on it as we speak, and it will become the gay population's Passion of the Christ. Affleck himself will allow theaters to be protected with plastic wrap, so that all the gay fluids will not harm or "gay out" any of the apholstery. An epic fuck battle will ensue, and in the theater you will indeed find the ultimate BanHammer. Once you do you will be known as Danny the Dong, and you will impale thousands of men with it. You will also be given a huge contract from Vaseline.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

If I wake up tomorrow and think its yesterday and shit on my self, will it have any negative effects today?

You should plan what you will wear accordingly. I would plan on wearing something that doesn't matter too much to you, so once shatted upon you simply remove and discard.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Is this the year someone buys my Harley?

I see that the bike will indeed sell, but you'll have to repost the ad several times on Craigslist, each time changing the pics a little bit. The price you're asking is fair, but take it down a bit and you will see it sell quickly.

 

[tytheguy111]

will i finally get that child support you owe me @bu$hleaguer for Darquan

 

[bu$hleaguer]

will i finally get that child support you owe me @bu$hleaguer for Darquan

I pulled out way early on that one.

 

[WHATFG]

Ok bushy...what's my future hold?

 

[Blue Wizard]

Gimme my fortune Madam Bush.

 

[tytheguy111]

Is this the year someone buys my Harley?

hahaha damn boi not alot of people are into cycles anymore

i remember there was a serge in cycles but now everyone is selling there's

ill tell ya craigslist and the classifieds in the paper is ur best bet man i tried selling my Yamaha 250 a while back and had trouble i took it to a couple dirbike super stores and to a few pawn shops and i couldnt get but around 700 for a bike in decent shape and i put it on craigslist and the classifieds and i shit you not i got some lowballs at first but after a few months i got close to 1500

so maybe try that or if your willing to let people strip it you could part it off ik you can get more money that way too

 

[tytheguy111]

Gimme my fortune Madam Bush.

looks like shes sucking on some mystical penis

 

[Blue Wizard]

hahaha damn boi not alot of people are into cycles anymore

It's a buyers market right now, except around here. People want an arm a leg and your first born for their bike and if it doesn't sell they keep listing it on CL for months or years. I had to settle for a Yamaha to chop because I couldn't even find an ironhead for under $4k.

 

[Blue Wizard]

looks like shes sucking on some mystical penis

Or tossing a magical salad.

 

[tytheguy111]

Or tossing a magical salad.

mmmmm maybe even a oriental tranny salad

 

[Blue Wizard]

mmmmm maybe even a oriental tranny salad

With a mystical reach around.

 

[superloud]

So wats going to happen to me

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Will you find love?
Will you be dominated by anus gnomes?
Will you get rich?

Ask away!

 

[Blue Wizard]

So wats going to happen to me

Bushy isn't here right now, but Miss Cleo says you will make a fortune selling penis shaped ice cream cakes door to door.

 

[superloud]

Bushy isn't here right now, but Miss Cleo says you will make a fortune selling penis shaped ice cream cakes door to door.

Sweet now I know why I had this uncontrollable urge to buy this penis mold.

 

[Growan]

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Ask away!

Do you do palm readings?

 

[Magic Mike]

cool bu$leaguer I did not know you are a witch doctor. Will my penis be stroked a lot in 2015?

 

[tytheguy111]

will you give me a love potion where i can fuck any girl i want