WHODAT@THADOR
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Fortune please?
Need your fortune read? Ask and I'll tell you your fortune!
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hellmutt bones
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C'mon mann u gotta try harder like im gonna quit my current job and be the greatest firewalker of all times!
Jimmyjonestoo
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I need the answer to this too.
dannyboy602
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I had a dream and u must tell me if it will come true.
I dreamt I was at Ben Affleck movie and I found a giant hammer in my seat. It was made of gold and the handle was a giant phallus.
What am I to do?
I dreamt I was at Ben Affleck movie and I found a giant hammer in my seat. It was made of gold and the handle was a giant phallus.
What am I to do?
bu$hleaguer
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You will extend your gardening this year and continue to grow bomb dank plants as well as organic veggies. You will become a member of a local biker gang whose initiation will have you host a gang bang train on a Phillipino midget, who you nickname "Carpet Munchkin."
bu$hleaguer
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No. If you don't have a measly fucking quarter, not even Zoltar can help you.
Diabolical666
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I HAVE been shopping for a harley
bu$hleaguer
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You eventually will lose function of your fingers due to chronic masturbation, and will learn to use a computer program which types out your speech.
bu$hleaguer
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I know.I HAVE been shopping for a harley
bu$hleaguer
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Your business will have a slow beginning, but as the year progresses, yes. You will certainly be able to quit your 9-5, as you will be very happy with your business' success.
bu$hleaguer
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Clayton will indeed have dwarfs riding llamas into the clouds around Mt. Everest. UB will unfortunately pass away from taint aids, so he won't be involved.
bu$hleaguer
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Steven Seagal looks more like a fucking cartoon character than he ever has before. Zoltar sees him in the future tongue bathing Ebola victim's fart boxes for loose pocket change. So, no.
Terry385
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Gangster 'Johnny': I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property,.
bu$hleaguer
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WHODAT, you will go on a hike one sunny afternoon and stumble upon the rotting carcass of an abortion. When you kick it aside, you will see it was covering a secret. This secret Zoltar will not expose, but it will make you one of the most successful people of 2015. Now go find that abortion.Fortune please?
whitebb2727
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If I wake up tomorrow and think its yesterday and shit on my self, will it have any negative effects today?
keis·ter
ˈkēstər/
noun
North Americaninformal
noun: keester
- 1.
a person's buttocks. - 2.
dated
a suitcase, bag, or box for carrying possessions or merchandise.
bu$hleaguer
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Helmutt, Zoltar sees good things in your future. I see a lottery ticket. I see lots of semen. I see a pile of toenail clippings on a doormat and a damaged rectum protruding like a pink sock. A person you haven't heard from in several years will contact you. I see a house on the beach.C'mon mann u gotta try harder like im gonna quit my current job and be the greatest firewalker of all times!
bu$hleaguer
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Zoltar believes that Sunni will answer this for you.
oldtimer54
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"bu$hleaguer, post: 11203591, member: 808913"]Steven Seagal looks more like a fucking cartoon character than he ever has before. Zoltar sees him in the future tongue bathing Ebola victim's fart boxes for loose pocket change. So, no.
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Bummer........I had heard he offered U.B. a staring role in his upcoming reality show......Taxi Cab consumption ..........the up's and downs of fellatio on Bourbon St.
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Bummer........I had heard he offered U.B. a staring role in his upcoming reality show......Taxi Cab consumption ..........the up's and downs of fellatio on Bourbon St.