Magic Mike
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Anybody wanna trade fortunes?? I got some African penis, hand jobs and anal jumping off
Need your fortune read? Ask and I'll tell you your fortune!
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Hookabelly
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Nah, I want my own…I got tame Chinese takeout last time.
Magic Mike
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I hear that I'm throwing in the dice again ..
what will it be oh mighty oracle bu$leaguer and when was the last time you had your shit calibrated ??
bu$hleaguer
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I'm pretty sure it will be just like that.
bu$hleaguer
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Ok, ok... These fortunes don't just come easy all the time. I know you bastards think I make these up, but they're the real deal. Let me cook up another cauldron of fuck all and look into my crystal ball a bit and I'll get back at ya
Hookabelly
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make sure the ball is clean
bu$hleaguer
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What kind of a fucking chop shop you guys think I'm running over here? Of course my shit's been calibrated. The government makes me keep my shit on point, I gots all the regulationz and permits up in this bitch.
Ya'll think this shitz a joke, but prolapsed anus's, fisting, barnyard raves and gang rape isn't a fucking joke! What's wrong with all ya'l?!?
Hookabelly
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If you can post on a chess forum and post detailed recipes on this forum, you can do better than some douche and me mooning over take out Chinese...
bu$hleaguer
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@Hookabelly I've gazed into my shiznit for a long time and now I see your future much clearer....
Ahhhh.... Yesssss..... I see you hallucinating from a dangerous online meat sauce recipe you found on a pot forum. While tripping balls you will force your mexican slave @mr sunshine to shovel your driveway naked with a trowel while you ride him and spank him. You then will bash him the face with a plastic bag filled with your own trippy recipe of the meat sauce mixed with human shit from a group of retarded midgets you bought on eBay until the bag breaks, filling his face holes with what you've been calling "mama's hot chunky soup." You will both laugh heartily and hug each other. A great day will be had by both of you.
Ahhhh.... Yesssss..... I see you hallucinating from a dangerous online meat sauce recipe you found on a pot forum. While tripping balls you will force your mexican slave @mr sunshine to shovel your driveway naked with a trowel while you ride him and spank him. You then will bash him the face with a plastic bag filled with your own trippy recipe of the meat sauce mixed with human shit from a group of retarded midgets you bought on eBay until the bag breaks, filling his face holes with what you've been calling "mama's hot chunky soup." You will both laugh heartily and hug each other. A great day will be had by both of you.
Magic Mike
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do something impressive great bu$leaguer
pick some stocks or tell us about a big event that will soon happen
do you talk to dead people ?
where is Pinworm? is he warm and dry and well fed ?
pick some stocks or tell us about a big event that will soon happen
do you talk to dead people ?
where is Pinworm? is he warm and dry and well fed ?
Diabolical666
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I desperately need to seek some of advice from the ball.....
How will monday work out for me?
How will monday work out for me?
hellmutt bones
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I just called that 800 numbr and it was an sex talk line..Bushy isn't here right now, but Miss Cleo says you will make a fortune selling penis shaped ice cream cakes door to door.
Is that how u say it?
ClaytonBigsby
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Thanks, Kemo. I do feel the love here. I guess I'm just struggling a little since Santa didn't stop by my place this year. My sister found my nephew's stash and he said he got it from me, so she is pretty mad at me right now. My mom is being exceptionally evil as of late as well.
Thanks again. You guys are my family and I love almost all of you.
Diabolical666
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Wtf you one of those part timer gypsies er what?!
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Good to see you! I was getting worried (when I remembered to worry), I'd burn the little shit of a nephew, tell granny you know who set her up............
PS I love almost all of you too ::smooch::
ClaytonBigsby
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Hey Momma! So happy to see you posting today. Was Santa good to you?
You know I love that little bastard too much. It was the QP I fronted him to sell to his classmates. At least he was smart enough to not break it up for dist. He played it pretty cool, saying I had accidentally left it in his backpack when I borrowed it. I'm trying to get my sister to give it back so I can give it back to him.
dannyboy602
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Oh Clayton.....its nice to see u around again. Hope u and urs are well.
Me? I'm a mess but at least I look good doing it.
Me? I'm a mess but at least I look good doing it.
I dunno papi that's a risk, the little shit snitched on you. I mean my god how generous you were! Setting him up to sell and all! I think you at least need to break a knee cap for snitching, since he's young maybe just a tooth and some stitches? But you simply can't let shit like this happen without a 'lesson' or you know how that goes, in a land of no consequences, so let's be a responsible uncle and take a piece off him till he learns to shut it.
Santa sent me a virus for Xmas, the gift that keeps on giving, LOL.
ClaytonBigsby
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Good to see you, Dannyboy!!
I know what you mean, Annie. I just think he did the best thing he could think of and it makes sense. I mean, what else would he say that wouldn;t make her flip out? He's 7.
I know what you mean, Annie. I just think he did the best thing he could think of and it makes sense. I mean, what else would he say that wouldn;t make her flip out? He's 7.