theexpress
Well-Known Member
the moral of this thread is...
chuuuurrrrrrrrrrch!!!!
i dont know man....i just dont know anymore
lol ohh im the problem????
lol @50 shades of gray im gonna have to google that. id imagine its some chick flictNot u as a person...u Crack me up...ur attitude towards women...stop dating broken bitches who can't get their shit together...try dating someone different...if u keep making the same choices ur results never change. All women want 1 thing. ...to be wanted... utterly desired...if ur lady knows u adore her..and only her it will last. make her crave ur touch...smell...look. I wish we could watch 50 shades of gray together....lol
It's a wanky softcore B&D novel for women that is about to come out at the movies (watered down even more). I read the first 3 pages and laughed it was so pathetic.lol @50 shades of gray im gonna have to google that. id imagine its some chick flict
id watch snow melt if there was a bj at the end of it right about now lol. that movie sounds terrible thoughIt's a wanky softcore B&D novel for women that is about to come out at the movies (watered down even more). I read the first 3 pages and laughed it was so pathetic.
The funny thing about it is the entire plot centres around a woman who wants this man to tell her what to do, even signs a contract. Chicks are lapping it up like it was some foreign concept! Ahhhh the good old days.
My brother once gave me sound advice many a moon ago.
"Never turn your back on porn, it will never let you down"
So true... lmaoooooooo
she is pretty heavy huh..
im sure she is a great friend. she prolly eats everything on her plate when u cook that nasty ass british food with ur eel pie making ass.. lol j/k.Yes she is but this is not important when choosing friends.
I do dread going uphill on the moped with her though. However we go really fast downhill!![]()
I just asked my bf "Am I a good woman?" "Perfect" He replied. He always knows when to say the right thing.Lol! Plus it's his birthday and I've taken him out shopping all day!
I think that you can be as good as you want to be tbh. I try to be a really good gf because I know I have a keeper. I definitely treat this one a lot better than my ex KK.![]()
im sure she is a great friend. she prolly eats everything on her plate when u cook that nasty ass british food with ur eel pie making ass.. lol j/k.
ill eat ur eel pie esp. if theres a bj afterYup! She definitely likes her food and I remember her destroying some Brtish Bacon sandwiches I made her last time.
I made steak and onion pie the other night and cottage pie last night so get lost! I'm a good cook!
I'm not exactly the best ambassador for British cuisine but if you visited London I'm sure you'd be impressed with the food. If anything, I have a problem with Spanish supermarkets.
Word of advice- dudes don't like shopping. At all.