Confessions

So you DID get my pics!

I was wondering because you hadn't acknowledged them at all, I was expecting some sort of praise.

Was that too vain of me?

I don't know but I was trying to be pithy and use cock and vane in the same picture, but there were no penis weathervanes….

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one time when i was in middle school i was taking a piss in the stall

i saw the floor drain and was like "dude holy crap i should piss on that" took piss walked out of the bathroom janitor walked in thought nothing of it and waved at him

come to school the next day everyone was talking about the janitor who slipped in piss and was put in a coma

he stayed like that for 4 weeks and i couldn't live with myself

at first i was like damn that sucks

then the school had a pep rally for the janitor and shit they had pictures of the janitors

mfw......

it was the janitor that came in right after i did

he died in a coma


i killed a man

i have the world's deadliest dick
 
one time when i was in middle school i was taking a piss in the stall

i saw the floor drain and was like "dude holy crap i should piss on that" took piss walked out of the bathroom janitor walked in thought nothing of it and waved at him

come to school the next day everyone was talking about the janitor who slipped in piss and was put in a coma

he stayed like that for 4 weeks and i couldn't live with myself

at first i was like damn that sucks

then the school had a pep rally for the janitor and shit they had pictures of the janitors

mfw......

it was the janitor that came in right after i did

he died in a coma


i killed a man

i have the world's deadliest dick


Urine trouble!
 
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