Posts from the toilet

[Skuxx]

I remember throwing my back out while taking a dump once.

If anything goes wrong with my morning poo it ruins my day. I couldn't imagine throwing out my back from it.

 

[dannyboy602]

I had a neighbor (over weight and diabetic ) die on the thrown from a massive heart attack. Im glad I wasn't the one who found her.

If anything goes wrong with my morning poo it ruins my day. I couldn't imagine throwing out my back from it.

 

[6ohMax]

What we did in the Army for fun..porta shitters are the excitement in the field...then the graffiti on the interir walls is priceless

I remember when I was stationed in Korea....in the field, my solider was running the fork lift and I had to drop deuces. Well I heard the fork lift come closer...ended up putting me 20 ft in the air....talk about an unbalancing shit

 

[curious2garden]

I had a neighbor (over weight and diabetic ) die on the thrown from a massive heart attack. Im glad I wasn't the one who found her.

10 AM Monday Morning (Valsalva during bowel movement), often at work, was when we seemed to see the most heart attacks in the ER.

 

[Pinworm]

 

[Magic Mike]

 

[Gary Goodson]

Kinda looks like she's giving birth to a turd

 

[Pinworm]

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[dangledo]

 

[Pinworm]

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[daedalux]

 

[vro]

does anyone else not take a long time to shit? i dont get how people sit on a toilet for so long every time i have to shit it just comes out in 5 seconds. ive never actually sat down on a toilet waiting for anything.

 

[ChingOwn]

Ive had sting ring all day from my red chili, chorizo, bacon, and egg breakfast burrito. weird right?

 

[bluntmassa1]

Every damn morning I can't be awake for 5 minutes without sitting on the throne but occasionally I get the afternoon or evening shit and some of my posts have come from the shitter.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I bought shares in Kleenex as my metabolism is so fast!

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I bought shares in Kleenex as my metabolism is so fast!

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Alienwidow]

@Pinworm , i just about pooped the bed. I drank dirty martinis all day and then half a bottle of tequila and some weed gummies, followed by a full wide mouthed mason jar of chocolate milk and a pint of gatorade. I just about shit the bed spud style from trainspotting, my butt hole told me to fuck off after it was done repainting by making a growling noise. Thats butthole code for go fuck yourself in the goat ass.

 

[MightyMike530]

I bought shares in Kleenex as my metabolism is so fast!

I recommend Charmin Ultra Soft, but maybe they don't have it over there in Spain...

 

[Pinworm]

Got a case of the late evening shits. So, I thought I'd login and say hi while I'm painting the town brown...

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

This one should be named the UB special.