Let's talk about your genitals

Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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My penis has a big wart on the side of it. When i start humping with it i get a rash. I think its called herpes. Then it gets scabs on the side of it and it just hurts to play hide the mushroom. I dont have sex much these days unless i pay for it so i masterbate a lot. I do it differently than most guys though. Instead of rubbing up and down, i take my penis and rub it against my leg really fast. That works good but ya gotta use some type of lube. I also have to use a cock ring cause i just cant seem to keep an erection these days. Oh and my balls kinda look like well just skin because my testicals are tiny, but i have a lot of skin there at least. :hump: Take me to...funky town ;)
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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Alienwidow said:
My penis has a big wart on the side of it. When i start humping with it i get a rash. I think its called herpes. Then it gets scabs on the side of it and it just hurts to play hide the mushroom. I dont have sex much these days unless i pay for it so i masterbate a lot. I do it differently than most guys though. Instead of rubbing up and down, i take my penis and rub it against my leg really fast. That works good but ya gotta use some type of lube. I also have to use a cock ring cause i just cant seem to keep an erection these days. Oh and my balls kinda look like well just skin because my testicals are tiny, but i have a lot of skin there at least. :hump: Take me to...funky town ;)
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We should man-date.
 
dannyboy602

dannyboy602

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Im also interested to know...who here shaves their shit. I personally don't. Its itchy and uncomfortable when it comes back. But it seems to be a band wagon most men are jumping on for whatever reason.
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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dannyboy602 said:
Im also interested to know...who here shaves their shit. I personally don't. Its itchy and uncomfortable when it comes back. But it seems to be a band wagon most men are jumping on for whatever reason.
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I prefer a little bush. Not an inordinate amount or anything. A trimmed and well kept patch is sexy. Especially when there's a little grey. I don't like fully shaved/waxed stuff. I like to know I'm enjoying a fully grown person's genitalia when I'm going to town.
 
Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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Pinworm said:
You're my favorite right now.
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So i couldnt wait for you so for the last hour and a half ive been excersizing my weenis to some really dirty porn. Lets just say a couple girls got peed on. And one got, well maybe i shouldnt bring it up ;) but regardless i got really sweaty and eventually spunked into an old mcdonalds bag with some dried up mcnuggets in it. My jizz doesnt really blast out like it used to. Its more like it just falls out, like i have to tip my weenis down to release it and then its like it doesnt want to leave. I have to whip my warty pecker a couple of times to get it all outta there. I probably have more anal leakage during the day than jizz on the mcnuggets.
 
vro

vro

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Alienwidow said:
So i couldnt wait for you so for the last hour and a half ive been excersizing my weenis to some really dirty porn. Lets just say a couple girls got peed on. And one got, well maybe i shouldnt bring it up ;) but regardless i got really sweaty and eventually spunked into an old mcdonalds bag with some dried up mcnuggets in it. My jizz doesnt really blast out like it used to. Its more like it just falls out, like i have to tip my weenis down to release it and then its like it doesnt want to leave. I have to whip my warty pecker a couple of times to get it all outta there. I probably have more anal leakage during the day than jizz on the mcnuggets.
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wow it sounds like you have a masturbating problem
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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I've just got out of bed with my bf. I didn't really feel like it half an hour ago and now look.

I just nearly ruined it with a laughing fit and we had to change position! Did 3 positions in total in case u wondered. The more I was laughing the more he couldn't put it in so that made me laugh even more which made it even more difficult. I like to have a laugh in bed sometimes.

Time for a shower and out! It's already 11am nearly! :)

What a way to start the day!

Ps joining gym, more exercise!
 
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