Pinworm
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That's weird that you would say that. Because I totally like that.
That's weird that you would say that. Because I totally like that.
Quit making this thread even more awesome. This is supposed to be a serious thread. I swear to god...Here's the extra cheesy version LIVE.
We should man-date.My penis has a big wart on the side of it. When i start humping with it i get a rash. I think its called herpes. Then it gets scabs on the side of it and it just hurts to play hide the mushroom. I dont have sex much these days unless i pay for it so i masterbate a lot. I do it differently than most guys though. Instead of rubbing up and down, i take my penis and rub it against my leg really fast. That works good but ya gotta use some type of lube. I also have to use a cock ring cause i just cant seem to keep an erection these days. Oh and my balls kinda look like well just skin because my testicals are tiny, but i have a lot of skin there at least. Take me to...funky town
Ahh, another cheap vodka night where i wake up and feel like a whore. Im totally in.We should man-date.
I would make you feel so pretty.Ahh, another cheap vodka night where i wake up and feel like a whore. Im totally in.
Bitch i am fabulous! Especially when i drink cheap vodkaI would make you feel so pretty.
You're my favorite right now.
That's what good friends are for.I am in awe of my man missile. I only wish I could felate it like when I was young. Good times. Lol.
I prefer a little bush. Not an inordinate amount or anything. A trimmed and well kept patch is sexy. Especially when there's a little grey. I don't like fully shaved/waxed stuff. I like to know I'm enjoying a fully grown person's genitalia when I'm going to town.Im also interested to know...who here shaves their shit. I personally don't. Its itchy and uncomfortable when it comes back. But it seems to be a band wagon most men are jumping on for whatever reason.
So i couldnt wait for you so for the last hour and a half ive been excersizing my weenis to some really dirty porn. Lets just say a couple girls got peed on. And one got, well maybe i shouldnt bring it up but regardless i got really sweaty and eventually spunked into an old mcdonalds bag with some dried up mcnuggets in it. My jizz doesnt really blast out like it used to. Its more like it just falls out, like i have to tip my weenis down to release it and then its like it doesnt want to leave. I have to whip my warty pecker a couple of times to get it all outta there. I probably have more anal leakage during the day than jizz on the mcnuggets.You're my favorite right now.
wow it sounds like you have a masturbating problemSo i couldnt wait for you so for the last hour and a half ive been excersizing my weenis to some really dirty porn. Lets just say a couple girls got peed on. And one got, well maybe i shouldnt bring it up but regardless i got really sweaty and eventually spunked into an old mcdonalds bag with some dried up mcnuggets in it. My jizz doesnt really blast out like it used to. Its more like it just falls out, like i have to tip my weenis down to release it and then its like it doesnt want to leave. I have to whip my warty pecker a couple of times to get it all outta there. I probably have more anal leakage during the day than jizz on the mcnuggets.
Yaaa.......and im the only one.......riiiiiiiight.wow it sounds like you have a masturbating problem
you should have seen my room when i was 15!Yaaa.......and im the only one.......riiiiiiiight.