Posts from the toilet

[BROBIE]

does anyone else not take a long time to shit? i dont get how people sit on a toilet for so long every time i have to shit it just comes out in 5 seconds. ive never actually sat down on a toilet waiting for anything.

I heare ya. Shit an Git

 

[a senile fungus]

Not once, not twice, but thrice this AM.

I sit on my porcelain throne, reign of terror!

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Yep.

 

[dangledo]

im a morning pooper

 

[Hookabelly]

im a morning pooper

Start a new poll:

Morning or evening crapper… There def. is a type of person for each category

 

[dangledo]

Start a new poll:

Morning or evening crapper… There def. is a type of person for each category

indeed. I drink a cup of coffee in the morning. coffee makes me poop. pooping feels good. feeling good makes me happy. pooping IS happiness.

 

[Hookabelly]

indeed. I drink a cup of coffee in the morning. coffee makes me poop. pooping feels good. feeling good makes me happy. pooping IS happiness.

Come to think of it: is there ANY bodily function that isn't satisfying?

 

[theexpress]

Come to think of it: is there ANY bodily function that isn't satisfying?

Vomiting......

 

[sneakyfoot]

They make toilets with foot molds? *off to google*

Ditto!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

http://www.disclose.tv/action/viewvideo/70259/Talk_about_pissing_on_history/

 

[dangledo]

Dunno man, puking makes me feel better, feeling better makes me.....

you get the point

Vomiting......

 

[BarnBuster]

Shit Saga for the day:

shredded wheat and bran, blueberries, raspberries and about a cup of walnuts for b/fast yesterday, fish and broccoli for supper. coffee in the am usually gets things moving but nothing. trip to Home Depot and man oh man, shit, (literally), was pounding at the back door. Filled that damn bowl up. HD just had a restroom upgrade so it wasn't a bad experience, but could have been

 

[Diabolical666]

Shit Saga for the day:

shredded wheat and bran, blueberries, raspberries and about a cup of walnuts for b/fast yesterday, fish and broccoli for supper. coffee in the am usually gets things moving but nothing. trip to Home Depot and man oh man, shit, (literally), was pounding at the back door. Filled that damn bowl up. HD just had a restroom upgrade so it wasn't a bad experience, but could have been

Walmart is an instant laxative for me...once I get to the farthest point from the bathroom...I gotta go violently..lmao home depot...its all that walking..aisle after agonizing aisle

 

[Diabolical666]

Please start a thread called shit sagas?

 

[BarnBuster]

Walmart is an instant laxative for me...once I get to the farthest point from the bathroom...I gotta go violently..lmao home depot...its all that walking..aisle after agonizing aisle

usually the ones in the back of the store are nicer too

 

[D528]

well well , like Satchmo says....

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Damn man the Home Depot near me has the most fucked up bathroom I've been in in a store. Fuckin doors are hanging off the stalls, shitty paper taped over urinals saying "out of order" yet still fucking pissed on, toilet paper rolls all over the damn place, shit filled toilets all backed up, the list goes on.

Like what the fuck, it's a HOME DEPOT. Repair the fucking shit, you have a million fucking tools there.

Fucking ToiletNacht up in that motherfucker.

Next time I gotta drop a fucking crunch in there I'm using the floor model toilets in the center of the fucking store.

 

[Pinworm]

I'm just sitting here doing some poops and reading up on recipes for good fajitas.

edit: Done. I rate this poop 7/10. I took off 3 points because the dog was watching me the whole time and it was hard to focus.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I'm just sitting here doing some poops and reading up on recipes for a good fajitas.

Gotta get the pink chicken or "marinated steak" at the mexican meat market. Yummmmmm

 

[Pinworm]

Gotta get the pink chicken or "marinated steak" at the mexican meat market. Yummmmmm

I wanna make some fresh gucamole too.