What have you said to Women that Actually, Really Worked?

[Doer]

So, we all know about cheezy pickup lines. And they do work at a certain point of the last call minute, with some gals.

But, say you are both decidedly not drunk, its the middle of the afternoon. We know our self assigned status of the moment will begin to get in our way the moment we see her. And her sense of attraction to high status men is more well tuned than our ability to read her chest, waist, hip ratio from 100 yards in her snow suit. That's pretty good. But, we know she can read us like a book as we walk up. (damn!!) Butterflies have us say, "Bubu buba, bbaa...shucks." The hotter the babe the worse the self imposed trauma, right guys? There goes all status! Can't even talk.

But, say, by buckling down, you manage to make an introduction and some cute comment, you throw her a sassy compliment and suddenly, she is attentive, for a few minutes. Now what? You both know what is looming. Yes? The No Sex Zone. It is called the Just Friends Zone, to be polite about it.

And she is already about to decide. She read most of what she need for the decision, on your face. What next??

I just came up with one out of desperation, I'd like to share. We know we need to talk about sex, somehow. But, we can't talk about sex with her, yet. A puzzle. Sex with other women? Careful. Thin ice.

Sex on TV, in Music Videos, "do YOU like big butts?" Sure, it's a start. I started there, but now enough. I could see I was losing her.

I somehow turned it to condoms, and ouch... the look. woops. Too clinical.

So, I muttered a Hail Mary.

"I have to order mine special." I said, (true, and mostly for price,) I was looking off into space to be non confrontational and not bragging.....

OMG! I glance back, her eyes are full of interest! She put her hand on my arm. "What do you mean?" She coos, and then changes the subject to, "must get going." We exchange txt, and I make my exit. Blew that one! Oh well.

10 minutes later, I get a text. Great time! She wants to see me soon.

Women are lovely,

What's your story.

 

[justugh]

all depends on the lady

i have moved from the friend zone to happy play time ....not hard and i am no looker
1 make the lady laugh or giggle .......depending on how corny the jokes are u can tell how far off u are ......really really corny and laughs u are less then 5 mins out
2 listen to details they talk about wait a few mins /hours or days and repeat them back (shows u listened and care to as ask about it)
3 use all open sources for info family friends .......listen to stories hear what she likes and then plan a date using the info u learned
4 the date goes well do no chicken out .....u see a opening to give her a kiss u do ( make it good and u unlocked the key for a home run )

u hit all 4 major things
u make her laugh and feel comfy .......u listen to her and care about her day .........u did a romantic thing and showed again u listen to her ......a good kiss melts the last of the defenses and u are sliding into home base

after all that just mix up the things .....do 2 of her things to 1 of your things(date stuff) .....and make her cream 3 times to your 1 and u are never sleeping alone again

 

[Carolina Dream'n]

Don't even have to use words. Three letters: DTF?

 

[tyler.durden]

"Yes, it's a real gun. Get in the van..." It's crude, but effective...

 

[bearkat42]

In college I once quoted a quoted a verse from a "New Edition" song. In another instance in college (while drunk), I knocked on this girls door and when she opened it I was standing there smiling with my dick in my hand.

 

[tyler.durden]

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[Hepheastus420]

I can talk to women just fine, but only if they talk to me first lol. Just like the first post points out how women know exactly what you're thinking when you randomly walk up to them. I mean they obviously know why we walk up to them out of all the other girls.. it's not because we think they're well educated or because we think they'd make a good future partner. We CAN'T know those things from first glance.. the only thing we can get from them at a first look is their level of attractiveness, which I guess is why we're often considered pigs. So what are you supposed to say when you walk up to an attractive girl? "Hey can I put it in your pooper?" I'm only 21 and up to now I've only talked to girls who either come to me or we end up helping each other over something small which leads to future conversations and relationships. I gotta improve my game haha

 

[Doobius1]

Walk up to the most gorgeous woman you can find and say to her...'fuck me if Im wrong, but is your name Mark?'

 

[vostok]

What's your story.[/QUOTE]
I have no story I leave that to you and your republican supporters ...
but for sex, peek up lines are chessy as fuck ...like doers posts, they only fall on the blind and needy...

never use these shits as it only the desperate and ugly that need them....use euro charm of the yankee bitches everytime..

means I have warm feet ....every nite

 

[UncleBuck]

completely true story.

i once jokingly said to a less refined type of lady "i would like to make love to you"
she laughed and said "fuck off you faggot"

i said "i want to fuck you, you dirty slut"
she said, ok

horses for courses i guess

 

[Pinworm]

completely true story.

i once jokingly said to a less refined type of lady "i would like to make love to you"
she laughed and said "fuck off you faggot"

i said "i want to fuck you, you dirty slut"
she said, ok

horses for courses i guess

You are such a fucking liar uncle skunkdoc!

 

[Mr.Goodtimes]

Try smiling and say; "hi, my name is ......"

Usually works

 

[chuck estevez]

I asked a girl, if i choked the eff outa mainliner, would you choke the eff outa my cock. She gladly obliged.

 

[thepenofareadywriter]

I told a Asian that came to the place I was working... and told her she had really nice cleavage she thank me, so I figured I would take it a step further since she thank me with a smile...they were really big titts for Asian so I asked her if they were real, she said what do you think I said I really don't know, but I would like to find out ,she smiled once again and gave me her name and phone number...I leave the rest to your imagination

 

[tyler.durden]

I told a Asian that came to the place I was working... and told her she had really nice cleavage she thank me, so I figured I would take it a step further since she thank me with a smile...they were really big titts for Asian so I asked her if they were real, she said what do you think I said I really don't know, but I would like to find out ,she smiled once again and gave me her name and phone number...I leave the rest to your imagination

I watch TV, so my imagination doesn't work so well. Please elaborate

 

[anzohaze]

I told a Asian that came to the place I was working... and told her she had really nice cleavage she thank me, so I figured I would take it a step further since she thank me with a smile...they were really big titts for Asian so I asked her if they were real, she said what do you think I said I really don't know, but I would like to find out ,she smiled once again and gave me her name and phone number...I leave the rest to your imagination

you texted her she Called the police your now a sex offender... the end

 

[thepenofareadywriter]

I watch TV, so my imagination doesn't work so well. Please elaborate

I called her up that night when I got off work and she gave me her address. when I got there it was a beauty salon I thought what the fuck I need a hair cut and she did look really good ,the kind of looks you could just watch and enjoy. when I walked in she acted she had known me for years, she even introduced me to her coworker as her friend...so anyway she starts cutting my hair.and every now and then she would rub her breast on me I was like fuck this is great me like 55 years old, she was maybe 30..then I notice her coworker while she was doing some woman's nails... that when I would look her way she would open up her legs I thought I am coming here tomorrow too. anyway she finished my hair I stood up my dick was hard as a rock bulging through my pants I reached for her hand and gave her one of those gentleman hand kisses while looking up into her eyes, then she suddenly is all over me like I am pole and she was a pole dancer pulls me into this room and we rip off our clothes and go at it, sucken, fucken and licken

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[Doer]

I can talk to women just fine, but only if they talk to me first lol. Just like the first post points out how women know exactly what you're thinking when you randomly walk up to them. I mean they obviously know why we walk up to them out of all the other girls.. it's not because we think they're well educated or because we think they'd make a good future partner. We CAN'T know those things from first glance.. the only thing we can get from them at a first look is their level of attractiveness, which I guess is why we're often considered pigs. So what are you supposed to say when you walk up to an attractive girl? "Hey can I put it in your pooper?" I'm only 21 and up to now I've only talked to girls who either come to me or we end up helping each other over something small which leads to future conversations and relationships. I gotta improve my game haha

This is my point exactly. They can tell. And I have made a mission to talk to 5 women a day, situational context only, NOT SEXUALLY. They can tell. You walk up and say, "Hey>? Where did you get those earrings? ....or.... Do you even remember?" (big smile) Have a light chat, if you can about women preference for earring, Long, short, shinny, color? No sex innuendo. Introduce yourself. (smile and look away) Then wait. See what she says. You have just validated her. She likes that. Big confusion for men. Men wag dicks at each other. (status positioning, eyeballing, challenging, etc)

Women validate each other. Know this and be free.

Men are self defining and in status competition with ourselves, all the time. That is our definition of self. Gaining or losing status?

Women are validating each other and are validated by all the people in their lives.
That is a woman's definition of self,

So, when you validate a women like I said, you become part of her life, even if you never see her again. And she may be interested in you and if she is, you will know. And since she has been validated, and did not fended off yet another clumsy sexual innuendo or drooling eyeballs, she may introduce you to her friends or something cool, like invite you to a party. You have to validate her and let her decide. If she moves on, so what? You just had a chat with a very attactive woman that is expert in making you a fool, if you approach her sexually.

And you didn't so, you scored a validation. Those are the key, to improving you on this subject. And it is a real confidence builder.

Men that have constant success with women, and are dog ugly (you know the ones) somehow understand this naturally.

But, I have been practicing it for just a month or so, and it feels good. And that itself is something to talk to women about.... validation. Ask them what that means to them and see an entire new world.

 

[Doer]

In college I once quoted a quoted a verse from a "New Edition" song. In another instance in college (while drunk), I knocked on this girls door and when she opened it I was standing there smiling with my dick in my hand.

If I call and get a message machine, I have a part of a Sonnet ready to read. Girls just want to have fun@!