What have you said to Women that Actually, Really Worked?

[Doer]

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I'd be in sorry shape if I had to say anything to get
laid that's for sure. It's action
that gets it done.
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So, she's not your type, or clearly doesn't want you to lay your legs in her lap....or does she?

 

[Milovan]

So, she's not your type, or clearly doesn't want you to lay your legs in her lap....or does she?

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[superloud]

all depends on the lady

i have moved from the friend zone to happy play time ....not hard and i am no looker
1 make the lady laugh or giggle .......depending on how corny the jokes are u can tell how far off u are ......really really corny and laughs u are less then 5 mins out
2 listen to details they talk about wait a few mins /hours or days and repeat them back (shows u listened and care to as ask about it)
3 use all open sources for info family friends .......listen to stories hear what she likes and then plan a date using the info u learned
4 the date goes well do no chicken out .....u see a opening to give her a kiss u do ( make it good and u unlocked the key for a home run )

u hit all 4 major things
u make her laugh and feel comfy .......u listen to her and care about her day .........u did a romantic thing and showed again u listen to her ......a good kiss melts the last of the defenses and u are sliding into home base

after all that just mix up the things .....do 2 of her things to 1 of your things(date stuff) .....and make her cream 3 times to your 1 and u are never sleeping alone again

Hey what's up I'm superloud. oh hi I'm blank. i like that name. you want to hear a song i just wrote for u walking over here. Then usually after the song there dripping wet.

 

[Milovan]

Hey what's up I'm superloud. oh hi I'm blank. i like that name. you want to hear a song i just wrote for u walking over here. Then usually after the song there dripping wet.

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[Doer]

OK., alright. This one is everyone's type. Go. Leg worth?

 

[superloud]

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Yeah something like that except I'm a rapper not a guitarist.

 

[justugh]

Hey what's up I'm superloud. oh hi I'm blank. i like that name. you want to hear a song i just wrote for u walking over here. Then usually after the song there dripping wet.

naw man .........i am white and hate rap and country music
( yes white guy dislikes country) the only time i am willing to listen to rap is when i get a lap dance or she is getting freaky

 

[superloud]

naw man .........i am white and hate rap and country music
( yes white guy dislikes country) the only time i am willing to listen to rap is when i get a lap dance or she is getting freaky

What are you talking about you're a guy this was intended for a female

 

[justugh]

What are you talking about you're a guy this was intended for a female

u grabbed me in that post thought ment at me

 

[superloud]

u grabbed me in that post thought ment at me

Lol i thought i was Quoting the op. So now I'm starting to feel a little sad because you rejected me. I think I'm going to go to therapy now.

 

[justugh]

Lol i thought i was Quoting the op. So now I'm starting to feel a little sad because you rejected me. I think I'm going to go to therapy now.

all good we can smoke a joint u will feel better .......if not i have moonshine 145% that fixes almost everything except the hangover in the morning it is real moonshine

 

[superloud]

all good we can smoke a joint u will feel better .......if not i have moonshine 145% that fixes almost everything except the hangover in the morning it is real moonshine

Ill Stick with the blunts

 

[TheChemist77]

So, she's not your type, or clearly doesn't want you to lay your legs in her lap....or does she?

if u and me are the only ones agreeing the chase is the best part,, we are the only 2 here that actually get laid!!

 

[UncleBuck]

See? I am 63. A mere spring chicken. I am trying to learn from you, my elder.

http://dating.aarp.org/

 

[Doer]

Tell it, brother!!

 

[WeedFreak78]

Will you take $200/hr...

 

[Doer]

200? You don't live in the urban jungle!

 

[tyler.durden]

Let's listen to Mr. Cruise, he seems confident (his best role next to Born on the 4th of July) -

 

[TBoneJack]

Well, I married a borderline nymphomaniac, who has now turned into a full blown nymphomaniac. Even after 30 years of marriage.

And all I have to say is "Are you ready?". She never says "no".

 

[Doer]

Well, that is the term I was looking for!! BN - i know you are out there!