Prison Stories

qwizoking

qwizoking

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No there are alot of jail stories, your good.

But ya, thats just some sort of myth. I mean sure in guy prison you'll run into a "bitch" with a mop head wig maybe. But they arent being raped, theyre just gay.
Like i said here in tx..
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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qwizoking said:
No there are alot of jail stories, your good.

But ya, thats just some sort of myth. I mean sure in guy prison you'll run into a "bitch" with a mop head wig maybe. But they arent being raped, theyre just gay.
Like i said here in tx..
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I've been lucky with jail. Nobody gave me shit but the screws (lol). The one time I got stuck somewhere serious, the Marshalls helped establish a rep as somebody not to fuck with. But I cannot handle balogna. Frankly it ended up being a pretty cool experience overall. It didn't cost much but I did lose a "concealed deadly weapon". It was a gift from my grandma. She was cool.

This whole thread makes me really sick about our system. It is getting to the point where not having money in America is a crime.
 
doublejj

doublejj

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Unclebaldrick said:
I've been lucky with jail. Nobody gave me shit but the screws (lol). The one time I got stuck somewhere serious, the Marshalls helped establish a rep as somebody not to fuck with. But I cannot handle balogna. Frankly it ended up being a pretty cool experience overall. It didn't cost much but I did lose a "concealed deadly weapon". It was a gift from my grandma. She was cool.

This whole thread makes me really sick about our system. It is getting to the point where not having money in America is a crime.
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Or quite the opposite.....my partner is fighting a case in Nebraska for being stopped with $33,000 cash.....nothing else. Nebraska wants him to do at least 6 months in jail......and they took the cash
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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Metasynth said:
Ya'll gt room for a one-armed cripple on the boat? I dunno how i'd reel anything in with one arm incapacitated, but I sure could hollar when we get a fish on.

I've been lurking your guys' fishing thread...I've never been much of a fisherman, but shit, looks like you guys had an awesome time...Except for dickish deckhands...
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Look up Tim Farmer on Ky afield. He lost the use of one arm. He fishes with one arm. He even shoots a compound bow with one arm by drawing it back with his mouth.
 
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Dr.Amber Trichome

Dr.Amber Trichome

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yeah, Ita ll about Location, Location , Location. My husband was locked up in Boulder Jail for 3 months. It was ranked, at the time, #2 best jail to do time in the country,
The inmates talk about that, like..." where's the best jail country club style jail, man, so I will go move there and commit my crimes over there. An wen I gets locked up ill be realz nice. lol
DId ya'll get to make your one phone call?
 
hempyninja309

hempyninja309

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Dr.Amber Trichome said:
yeah, Ita ll about Location, Location , Location. My husband was locked up in Boulder Jail for 3 months. It was ranked, at the time, #2 best jail to do time in the country,
The inmates talk about that, like..." where's the best jail country club style jail, man, so I will go move there and commit my crimes over there. An wen I gets locked up ill be realz nice. lol
DId ya'll get to make your one phone call?
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A buddy of mine was in boulder jail for a week and he said they had movie nights, decent food and it was clean. Wasnt bad at all lol.
 
Dr.Amber Trichome

Dr.Amber Trichome

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yeah he was locked up in boulder jail for 3 months while California took there sweet ass time to come and extradite him back to Cali on a verbal threat charge.
He was shackeled, flown back to Cali with 2 cops like he was a fuckin hard core offender. Then he stayed in the Santa Rosa Jail for a couple weeks, that jail was a lot worse.
 
ttystikk

ttystikk

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Unclebaldrick said:
I've been lucky with jail. Nobody gave me shit but the screws (lol). The one time I got stuck somewhere serious, the Marshalls helped establish a rep as somebody not to fuck with. But I cannot handle balogna. Frankly it ended up being a pretty cool experience overall. It didn't cost much but I did lose a "concealed deadly weapon". It was a gift from my grandma. She was cool.

This whole thread makes me really sick about our system. It is getting to the point where not having money in America is a crime.
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DING DING DING DING! Give this man the prize! Yes, in America it IS a crime to be poor, and republicans want to increase the penalties!
 
ttystikk

ttystikk

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doublejj said:
Or quite the opposite.....my partner is fighting a case in Nebraska for being stopped with $33,000 cash.....nothing else. Nebraska wants him to do at least 6 months in jail......and they took the cash
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This is stone cold theft by the state. Make that fucking persecutor show him the statute where it says it's illegal to carry cash.

Fucking RICO, it's turned our police forces into the country's worst gang of armed robbers. The longer the American People tolerate its existence, the longer law enforcement will feel like they can violate our Constitutional rights with impunity.
 
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