Getting PAID! What I did at work today.

qwizoking

qwizoking

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Ya i dont have that problem, sorry im not more help.
My brain says ooooh lets hit then it says bad idea ruuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn..after the fact of course


Get fucked up is all i can say and go have some fun
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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qwizoking said:
Ya i dont have that problem, sorry im not more help.
My brain says ooooh lets hit then it says bad idea ruuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn..after the fact of course


Get fucked up is all i can say and go have some fun
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Please see above message about never wanting to have sex with another Doucher ever every again.

Guys don't seem to give a shit about that stuff...

She's a bitch?

Don't matter she's hot.

She's a psycho?

Don't matter, she's hot.

She's annoying or dumb or has nothing good to say, or you don't respect her?

Doesn't matter - bang her, she's hot...

Doesn't work that way for me. I never want to ever ever ever regret banging someone ever again. I hate regret. I hate fucking drama. I hate all the lying about yourself that comes with new "relationships". Too many people just show you this fucking highlighted version of themselves, and then sometimes it takes YEARS to find out they're a total fucking dick.

Anywho - I want some dick, but I hate ASSHOLES.

get it? hahaha

I just want something easy. It should be easy.

P.S. The Italics words are coming from your Penis - OBVI.
 
Red1966

Red1966

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Yessica... said:
I would give you about 8 hours in the middle of a muskeg swamp in northern Ontario.

Ever been in a swarm of black flies so thick that you have to give yourself blow-job teeth just so you can take a breath without inhaling 1000 at a time?

Yeah, I didn't think so Mr. Matag Man.

Your appliances ain't shit "City Boy"...

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Can you carry 15 500 lb refrigerators up three flights of stairs in one day by yourself? Plus the washers and dryers? In 95+ deg and 95% humidity? Can you carry one? I didn't think so..GE, not Maytag. What the fuck are blow-job teeth?
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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qwizoking said:
Now hold up, why would you regret fucking. Explain the female mind to me. Why do you care who he is?
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hahaha, because I do.

Because I like sex, I like it a lot. And it's fun, when I'm doing it with a good person.

But, bad people lie all the time about being good people, in order for you to allow them to have sex with you.

I just don't want to have sex with a bad person...

Red1966 said:
Can you carry 15 500 lb refrigerators up three flights of stairs in one day by yourself? Plus the washers and dryers? In 95+ deg and 95% humidity? Can you carry one? I didn't think so..GE, not Maytag. What the fuck are blow-job teeth?
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Blow job teeth are when you make your lips go over your teeth to protect the pens from a toothy blow-job. Get it?

Red1966 said:
Yes, it does.
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Guess I know a lot of smoking hot moms then. My friends are usually thinner after their kids than they were before. I got hot friends, what can I say?
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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Can you carry 15 500 lb refrigerators up three flights of stairs in one day by yourself? Plus the washers and dryers? In 95+ deg and 95% humidity? Can you carry one?

Can you?
Lol..
Wont even go into the rh and temp bit
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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qwizoking said:
Can you carry 15 500 lb refrigerators up three flights of stairs in one day by yourself? Plus the washers and dryers? In 95+ deg and 95% humidity? Can you carry one?

Can you?
Lol..
Wont even go into the rh and temp bit
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I think he just challenged me to an arm wrestling competition???

Does he know I am a slight-framed, fairly short woman? hahahah

Even when I was a tree planter I was only like a buck 20.

hahahahahahahaha
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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LetsGetCritical said:
I can
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Alright, but can you deal with the mental anguish of being out in the middle of a clear cut of trees, carrying 50-100 lbs on you at all times, bending over to plant a tree every 5 seconds, or hopefully more than 3000 times in a day.

All the while the bugs are like pepper-coloured snow flakes. The black flies come out of nowhere and go right for your eyes, the mosquitoes land every place your bug spray has washed off from the buckets of sweat pouring down your face. Nothing protects you from the horseflies, they take chunks right out of ya.

Then you are alone, for 10 hours, in the middle of nowhere, hopping that you do a good enough job that you don't have to go back the next day and replant/ fix your trees and you would be doing it all for free because you only get paid per tree.

All the while you are doing this you are living in a tent, shitting in the woods, and only showering once a week when you go into a shitty small butt fuck nowhere town for your 1 night off a week.

I have seen tree planters get trench foot, they are always covered in cuts and bleeding wounds. Everything is incrusted with dirt.

I know lifting furniture is a hard job. But NOTHING is as hard as tree planting. Nothing.
 
LetsGetCritical

LetsGetCritical

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Yessica... said:
Alright, but can you deal with the mental anguish of being out in the middle of a clear cut of trees, carrying 50-100 lbs on you at all times, bending over to plant a tree every 5 seconds, or hopefully more than 3000 times in a day.

All the while the bugs are like pepper-coloured snow flakes. The black flies come out of nowhere and go right for your eyes, the mosquitoes land every place your bug spray has washed off from the buckets of sweat pouring down your face. Nothing protects you from the horseflies, they take chunks right out of ya.

Then you are alone, for 10 hours, in the middle of nowhere, hopping that you do a good enough job that you don't have to go back the next day and replant/ fix your trees and you would be doing it all for free because you only get paid per tree.

All the while you are doing this you are living in a tent, shitting in the woods, and only showering once a week when you go into a shitty small butt fuck nowhere town for your 1 night off a week.

I have seen tree planters get trench foot, they are always covered in cuts and bleeding wounds. Everything is incrusted with dirt.

I know lifting furniture is a hard job. But NOTHING is as hard as tree planting. Nothing.
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sometimes, I lift the front end of my car off the ground for fun
 
doublejj

doublejj

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Yessica... said:
Alright, but can you deal with the mental anguish of being out in the middle of a clear cut of trees, carrying 50-100 lbs on you at all times, bending over to plant a tree every 5 seconds, or hopefully more than 3000 times in a day.

All the while the bugs are like pepper-coloured snow flakes. The black flies come out of nowhere and go right for your eyes, the mosquitoes land every place your bug spray has washed off from the buckets of sweat pouring down your face. Nothing protects you from the horseflies, they take chunks right out of ya.

Then you are alone, for 10 hours, in the middle of nowhere, hopping that you do a good enough job that you don't have to go back the next day and replant/ fix your trees and you would be doing it all for free because you only get paid per tree.

All the while you are doing this you are living in a tent, shitting in the woods, and only showering once a week when you go into a shitty small butt fuck nowhere town for your 1 night off a week.

I have seen tree planters get trench foot, they are always covered in cuts and bleeding wounds. Everything is incrusted with dirt.

I know lifting furniture is a hard job. But NOTHING is as hard as tree planting. Nothing.
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Sounds like my year in Vietnam, if you just add VC shooting at you....
 
doublejj

doublejj

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Yessica... said:
Honestly, I just want the sex at this point.

But I'm a real fucking emotional person, and I actually have to both know and like the person before that happens.

And herein lies the "dry spell of 2015".

Not my Vagini - that fucker is Good to Go most of the time. Just someone needs to tell my brain to stop being such a prudish cunt and go out and bang a fucking hottie.

But Nooooooooooooooooooo. Stupid brain. Fun-ruiner.
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Your a fighter Yessica...
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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Made a big ass burrito took my damn time too, on an executive lunch break today I would say

@Yessica... I wouldn't plant trees in the woods but I may be so inclined to plant a load in your ass and trust me you would regret it.. Your place sounds fine to me
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Indagrow said:
Made a big ass burrito took my damn time too, on an executive lunch break today I would say

@Yessica... I wouldn't plant trees in the woods but I may be so inclined to plant a load in your ass and trust me you would regret it.. Your place sounds fine to me
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hahaha, that is fun to say in internet fantasy land. But the only way I am letting someone de-flower my virgin ruby starfruit asshole is if it's our wedding night, and he's into it.

So if this is a proposal, I'll have to get back to you. I haven't even seen your peen yet.

I can't buy the cow until I have sampled the udders....so to speak
 
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