Indagrow
Well-Known Member
You can get a good look at a steak by sticking your head up a cows ass but I'd just take the butchers word for ithahaha, that is fun to say in internet fantasy land. But the only way I am letting someone de-flower my virgin ruby starfruit asshole is if it's our wedding night, and he's into it.
So if this is a proposal, I'll have to get back to you. I haven't even seen your peen yet.
I can't buy the cow until I have sampled the udders....so to speak