Getting PAID! What I did at work today.

There are so many of them I'm sure you'll find a flavor you like....these guy's bust ass all day working hard, they are in great shape or they wouldn't have the job. Season gets long up there on the mountain. The next BBQ will be after harvest & they will be free for a few months with money to burn. They don't see many girls out there......

doublejj said:

There are so many of them I'm sure you'll find a flavor you like....these guy's bust ass all day working hard, they are in great shape or they wouldn't have the job. Season gets long up there on the mountain. The next BBQ will be after harvest & they will be free for a few months with money to burn. They don't see many girls out there......

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Sounds like a recipe for disaster. Or like something out of Blazing Saddles...


"We go through there a wompin and a wailing..."

"What do we do with the women?"

"WE RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM..."

Yessica... said:

Sounds like a recipe for disaster. Or like something out of Blazing Saddles...

"We go through there a wompin and a wailing..."

"What do we do with the women?"

"WE RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM..."

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Yes exactly like that!....what time should we expect you?

I just know if you let your hair down for just one weekend, you would have a blast....what happens at the BBQ's, stays at the BBQ....

Besides you may get swept off your feet by some distinguished older gentleman........

I don't always drink beer....

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I just know if you let your hair down for just one weekend, you would have a blast....what happens at the BBQ's, stays at the BBQ....

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My name is Yessica...and I party...

doublejj said:

Besides you may get swept off your feet by some distinguished older gentleman........

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hahaha

Hate to break it to you, but no daddy issues over here. I like my men to look like they're 25. Maybe be actually 28 though.

I'd go as low as 24 probably, and maybe as high as....30? hahahah I don't fucking know, I just like young-looking dudes.

Nothing like under 21 or anything...I'm not a monster. hahahaha

I'm what some would like to call a "Puma".

Yessica... said:

My name is Yessica...and I party...


hahaha

Hate to break it to you, but no daddy issues over here. I like my men to look like they're 25. Maybe be actually 28 though.

I'd go as low as 24 probably, and maybe as high as....30? hahahah I don't fucking know, I just like young-looking dudes.

Nothing like under 21 or anything...I'm not a monster. hahahaha

I'm what some would like to call a "Puma".

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I have the same issue....do you have any sisters?...

And Yessica....they all say that....at first

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I have the same issue....do you have any sisters?...

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A halfsie and she's in her 60's and not super cute.

I have lots of hot girlfriends though. Most have children and husbands though, but it doesn't make them any less hot...

I'm sure your TEAM of totally not-Brokeback sexually deprived farm boys is just lovely. But I am very picky.

Very very very picky. It's fucking annoying as all hell.

There could be a room of 1000 people, and not one of them I would have sex with. I don't know - something has to click with both the brain AND Vagini.

It hasn't always been like this. I've banged some not-datable people in my time. Fuck - I think it's my ovaries and they really really want me to put a baby in me or some shit.

Maybe if I get REALLY drunk first I'll be able to have sex without wanting to fucking marry the dude? Let's hope...

How much Tequilla you got? And please present to me your top 3 farm boys. I like pictures.

hahahaha

Well the BBQ is 6 months away....if your not pregnant by then, we'd love to see you

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Well the BBQ is 6 months away....if your not pregnant by then, we'd love to see you

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Hmmmmm...I will keep it in mind.

Pretty far for a Northern Canadian gal to fly. Thunder Bay flights to Cali would be like more than a grand round trip I bet.

I like ya'll, but that's more money than I spend on most all inclusive week long vacations.

Maybe I'll win some flights from work or something. Who knows?

Most of these guy's are young & healthy, with money & toys. They do pretty well for themselves, I just thought you might enjoy the Holiday.....

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Most of these guy's are young & healthy, with money & toys. They do pretty well for themselves, I just thought you might enjoy the Holiday.....

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See, all those dudes are cute. But I could not bang a single one of them without having a conversation or few with them.

Likelyhood of banging at an RIU BBQ - slim to none. But it sure does sound like a good time. One of these years hopefully!

Yessica... said:

See, all those dudes are cute. But I could not bang a single one of them without having a conversation or few with them.

Likelyhood of banging at an RIU BBQ - slim to none. But it sure does sound like a good time. One of these years hopefully!

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Good luck Yessica, but you owe it to your self to be good to yourself. I think your holding your feelings hostage for the wrong reasons. Relax & enjoy life a little more & it will come to you. Don't put so much on it, it a set up to fail.... let people love you, in all ways & you will see...

Well. Steady getting paid.

Bored at work

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Good luck Yessica, but you owe it to your self to be good to yourself. I think your holding your feelings hostage for the wrong reasons. Relax & enjoy life a little more & it will come to you. Don't put so much on it, it a set up to fail.... let people love you, in all ways & you will see...

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Hey I get ya.

Only 2 months single though. I'm sure ill get more "open to love" in time...

You're talking about a Bukakke party, right?

It's basically just that I would rather sew up my vagina rather than inadvertently have sex with another asshole or douchebag.

So, I just gotta be patient. I fucking HATE being patient.

Sex is whatever..shhh dont tell my irl friends, theyll make fun.
But when yo girl lays her head on your chest and drifts to sleep holding you tight. That warm feeling, that everything ok.
Thats what its all about

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Sex is whatever..shhh dont tell my irl friends, theyll make fun.
But when yo girl lays her head on your chest and drifts to sleep holding you tight. Thay warm feeling, that everything ok.
Thats what its all about

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Honestly, I just want the sex at this point.

But I'm a real fucking emotional person, and I actually have to both know and like the person before that happens.

And herein lies the "dry spell of 2015".

Not my Vagini - that fucker is Good to Go most of the time. Just someone needs to tell my brain to stop being such a prudish cunt and go out and bang a fucking hottie.

But Nooooooooooooooooooo. Stupid brain. Fun-ruiner.