Getting PAID! What I did at work today.

doublejj said:

@Yessica... If I could ever get you to come visit the farm, you would never want to leave once you meet all the young stud farm hands. Boy would you make their day! You would be a girl in a candy shop....

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doublejj said:

Do you have a Passport? @Yessica...

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doublejj said:

Do you have a Passport? @Yessica...

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Yessica... said:

Do many people in the states not have a passport?

Yes, I have a passport. I live less than an hour from "the Americas".

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Yessica... said:

What happened to the serving job?

If the place you are working is dicking you around on that (as they often do when they find a hard worker) you should start applying to other places.

To get a serving job - lie about your experience like it's your fucking job.

You can use me as a reference even, I don't care. But you should be in the front of the house. Way less work and way better monies.

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Yessica... said:

Been in the work force since 1996.

I've been a cook, server, bartender, or seller of things. Oh or a fucking tree planter! haha

I sold linens, lingerie, elderly women's orthopaedic shoes, belts and purses and shit, I did promotions for some car things, then a waitress, bartender, cook, and tree planter.

Tree planting is the hardest fucking job in the world.

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qwizoking said:

I love those people driving around selling boxes of meat from their truck. I pretend like its too expensive till they give me a deal. Really im getting it either way, i hate going to the store

Your one of those people in my mind


My jobs pretty awesome, make a shit ton and dont do anything really time consuming or labor intense

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Red1966 said:

I used to deliver appliances. To apartment buildings. Typical day: deliver 30 washers, 30 dryers, 30 dishwashers, 30 stoves, 30 refrigerators to first, second, and third floors. That's 2 semi loads with 2 men. Your shoes overflow with sweet and you drink 3 gallons of water a day.
Tree planting ain't shit

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Yessica... said:

I would give you about 8 hours in the middle of a muskeg swamp in northern Ontario.

Ever been in a swarm of black flies so thick that you have to give yourself blow-job teeth just so you can take a breath without inhaling 1000 at a time?

Yeah, I didn't think so Mr. Matag Man.

Your appliances ain't shit "City Boy"...

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doublejj said:

Oh Yeah, you will love it on the Farm...

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Yessica... said:

You're a pimp of young farm boys, aren't ya?

Is this some kind of bizzaro "Bunny Ranch" but with young hot studs and a mountain of weed?

I could be into that...

I'm a little bit of a pussy when it comes to dudes now though. My vagina is being too much NOT of a whore, and forcing me to actually like someone in order to bang.

I know right? Fucking retarded.

hahahaha

P.S. Is this what farm boys look like?

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...Hmmmm....where is this farm?

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Gary Goodson said:

Funny... I look like every single one of those dudes

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