what do u call yourself

[justugh]

hey

thanks for the weight in on the last one...... knuckle bump

here is the new one......what do u tell ppl u do as your work when your work is this (grow and supply select few ppl waiting for the state to put in the rules to get a legal op going )

herbalist
farmer

when ppl ask me what i do i try to change the subject quickly so i am not lying to them those are the only 2 things i can think of to say it is the truth but not fully so i can say it to ppl

as for my family and friends they know what i am none of them think of me as a dealer just as me .....i need something to program into my head as a automatic response to the ? when asked by other ppl

so what do u guys use

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Buster Hymen.

 

[justugh]

Buster Hymen.

yah that does not work ........not for talking to normal ppl at least

 

[Diabolical666]

Master of Operations....MOO

 

[Singlemalt]

Retired. It so works for everything

 

[justugh]

Retired. It so works for everything

that might work but i am only 36

 

[Singlemalt]

that might work but i am only 36

Condolences

 

[ebgood]

Im the transporter

 

[Aeroknow]

I tell them i'm a rocket surgeon.

 

[racerboy71]

bud bootlegger..

 

[racerboy71]

I tell them i'm a rocket surgeon.

i tried that for awhile, but kept dulling my scalpels ..

 

[Aeroknow]

i tried that for awhile, but kept dulling my scalpels ..

You should try brain science. It's crazy tough.
Honestly though, I tell people that I'm a collector. A collector of 100 dollar bills

 

[justugh]

ok let me re word this

your going to see your grandparents/ first date .....they ask u about your work as it is the common thing to do ....what is a good term for i grow wacky tobacy and help out old stoners

 

[torontoke]

I used to say adult film star but watching them all immediately stare and my crotch freaked me out.

 

[justugh]

I used to say adult film star but watching them all immediately stare and my crotch freaked me out.

save that one for when i want to get away from talking to them

 

[MoMoGrows]

Medical supply technician.

 

[ElfoodStampo]

your a private contractor for the United States of America Inc. tell people you track algorithms in the stock market to ensure no insider trading happens and hacking most of your work you do at home. bla bla bla.
Your a private commodities broker who buys produce and sells to wholesalers.
Your a home inspector.
You do custom welding for the oil and pipe industry.
Something you have knowledge about so you can bullshit with it.

 

[tyler.durden]

You could tell them that you are mentally ill and receive disability benefits. I'm sure no one would have a hard time believing that. They'd only need to speak with you for a couple of minutes...

 

[tyler.durden]

Not wanting to disgrace my family, I tell people that I produce and direct porn. Which is true, though I'm not sure which girls are aware they're being filmed...

 

[justugh]

You could tell them that you are mentally ill and receive disability benefits. I'm sure no one would have a hard time believing that. They'd only need to speak with you for a couple of minutes...

oh i tried that one once ...3 years of hoops and doctors

they called me a druggie and drunk that was 6 years ago
bi polar and with out weed i am on some heavy shit ...with weed i am good shit does not make me snap