Tinder, ex's and straight f*cking thread.

[ODanksta]

So I've been single for about a month now and starting to feel normal again. I made a facebook account and I guess the word got out that I am single.

I got three ex's hitting me up, but they are all crazy as fuck.. I am trying to find a "not crazy" girl, lol.. I fucked up and have been staying the night with one for the last couple of nights. She use to be heavy set but now she lost a bunch of weight and looking pretty damn good, however been there, done that and trying to weigh in the craziness..

Been thinking about trying tinder or something.. I work at a bar with a ton of cute girls and usually I hook up with girls I work with. But that can suck too..

Maybe I should just chill and jack off.. lol

I guess my problem is I don't hang out with dudes that much and I am use to living with a girl and I can get depressed when I start getting lonely...

Any advice?

 

[Velvet Elvis]

So I've been single for about a month now and starting to feel normal again. I made a facebook account and I guess the word got out that I am single.

I got three ex's hitting me up, but they are all crazy as fuck.. I am trying to find a "not crazy" girl, lol.. I fucked up and have been staying the night with one for the last couple of nights. She use to be heavy set but now she lost a bunch of weight and looking pretty damn good, however been there, done that and trying to weigh in the craziness..

Been thinking about trying tinder or something.. I work at a bar with a ton of cute girls and usually I hook up with girls I work with. But that can suck too..

Maybe I should just chill and jack off.. lol

I guess my problem is I don't hang out with dudes that much and I am use to living with a girl and I can get depressed when I start getting lonely...

Any advice?

quit complaining, and start flirting with one you really like. in the meantime stick your pecker in the pink stuff. they are all crazy. I've slayed over a hundred dragons by now. in

 

[Elwood Diggler]

So I've been single for about a month now and starting to feel normal again. I made a facebook account and I guess the word got out that I am single.

I got three ex's hitting me up, but they are all crazy as fuck.. I am trying to find a "not crazy" girl, lol.. I fucked up and have been staying the night with one for the last couple of nights. She use to be heavy set but now she lost a bunch of weight and looking pretty damn good, however been there, done that and trying to weigh in the craziness..

Been thinking about trying tinder or something.. I work at a bar with a ton of cute girls and usually I hook up with girls I work with. But that can suck too..

Maybe I should just chill and jack off.. lol

I guess my problem is I don't hang out with dudes that much and I am use to living with a girl and I can get depressed when I start getting lonely...

Any advice?

hold out for a non crazy one.......then make sure there are no crazy ex's around or soon to be let out on parole. in the meantime bang all hotties and out crazy them if it comes to that

 

[ODanksta]

quit complaining, and start flirting with one you really like. in the meantime stick your pecker in the pink stuff. they are all crazy. I've slayed over a hundred dragons by now. in

 

[so.nice]

Find a male friend to smoke and chill with at night. Parking lots can be better than being home alone..

 

[Elwood Diggler]

next time ms thang teeters up to the bar bet her a fitty you can jack yourself off faster than she could. challenge em man

for a real fun time tell her you're a hypnotist and you're going to hypnotize her pussy

 

[ODanksta]

next time ms thang teeters up to the bar bet her a fitty you can jack yourself off faster than she could. challenge em man

for a real fun time tell her you're a hypnotist and you're going to hypnotize her pussy

MY favorite pick up line is..

Do you like big cocks?

Yeah of course I do

















Sorry for wasting your time....

 

[Elwood Diggler]

lol....i like that one. i usually tell them i'm hung like a pimple. it's almost like a dare to em


i actually did hypnotize ms thang's pussy. it was a hoot

 

[ODanksta]

 

[ODanksta]

Find a male friend to smoke and chill with at night. Parking lots can be better than being home alone..

Yeah I got my brother for that, he is like the only dude I kick it with... Much love @cemchris

 

[so.nice]

Yeah I got my brother for that, he is like the only dude I kick it with... Much love @cemchris

It's even fun and good distraction to talk to women in the streets too. You don't even have to be good with words. Me and my friend say stupid stuff to women most of the time. We just blat out whatever and we don't judge each other. It's really fun and surprising how many women are down even when you put in the crappiest effort. I think this way is much better and faster than tinder..

 

[Yessica...]

So I've been single for about a month now and starting to feel normal again. I made a facebook account and I guess the word got out that I am single.

I got three ex's hitting me up, but they are all crazy as fuck.. I am trying to find a "not crazy" girl, lol.. I fucked up and have been staying the night with one for the last couple of nights. She use to be heavy set but now she lost a bunch of weight and looking pretty damn good, however been there, done that and trying to weigh in the craziness..

Been thinking about trying tinder or something.. I work at a bar with a ton of cute girls and usually I hook up with girls I work with. But that can suck too..

Maybe I should just chill and jack off.. lol

I guess my problem is I don't hang out with dudes that much and I am use to living with a girl and I can get depressed when I start getting lonely...

Any advice?

I told you to try tinder a week ago and you said something about one night stands.

Member? Pfffffft.

It's fun. If you hate it, easy peasy - just delete it.

Oh, but if you join Tinder you will 100% get HPV. Apparently 99.99 percent of people have it...



(That's not from the hunger games. That's an actual photo of the urethra of someone with HPV)

 

[Downtowntillman]

 

[whitebb2727]

It is all about perspective.

I'm married with three kids. It is NEVER quiet here.

I think that is why I hunt and fish so much. "Sorry honey I got lost and it took me all day to find my way back."

 

[qwizoking]

another fantastic thread. like the getting high one

oh and no, i have no advice. i come here to talk about myself man.

so i like getting fucked up, but ive been fucking this one girl for like a year now and she doesnt do anything. its really annoying and she thinks i only fuck her caise im high or something i dont understand.. she kind of annoys me so i only see her every so often. i usually have many gf''s for this reason.
but like you said maybe should just be single a minute. man i dropped most everbody and just been chilling with my friends. i got divorced not a couple months ago but the previous sept i finalized my divorce. so ive had a huge swing of emotions and mental states.

i feel most wholesome when im around my family, not my real family but my friends that ive known for a long time, i always have people over. im less depressed now actually than when i was married, even when we were doing good.

well... toodles

 

[bu$hleaguer]

When I was in middle school I stuck my little cock in the vacuum cleaner and blew a load into it. I had to take off the end thingy but it did the job. Left a big hickie on my helmet but it only lasted a little while.

 

[Yessica...]

This is the biggest load I've ever seen...

 

[Indagrow]

They are all crazy, pick one.

Words to live by.

 

[justugh]

This is the biggest load I've ever seen...

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something good in there that is a impact container

 

[anzohaze]

hold out for a non crazy one.......then make sure there are no crazy ex's around or soon to be let out on parole. in the meantime bang all hotties and out crazy them if it comes to that

Most turn crazy after the newness wears off... maybe stop jacking off and go find out for yourself before spewing dumbness