Tinder, ex's and straight f*cking thread.

[hellmutt bones]

I got on tinder two days ago and last night i fucked 3 fat bitches!

 

[Yessica...]

I got on tinder two days ago and last night i fucked 3 fat bitches!

No way! 3???

AND fat???

Wow.

I don't fox with the fatties.

 

[anzohaze]

I got on tinder two days ago and last night i fucked 3 fat bitches!

Desperate times calls for desperate measures.. get your friends to get in with you see who can bang/take home the biggest chick. Who ever wins gets free drink the next night.. guranteed pussy. if your bad looking and can get your friends to join in on the game and everyone takes home a fat chick no one will tell on you . Guy code

 

[ODanksta]

Is tinder just for fucking? Or are there people actually looking for relationships? I know this sounds retarded from a dude but I actually want to find a good girl not just test drive a bunch economy bitches.

 

[Yessica...]

Is tinder just for fucking? Or are there people actually looking for relationships? I know this sounds retarded from a dude but I actually want to find a good girl not just test drive a bunch economy bitches.

I'm looking for true love.

Or....TO BLAAAAAAAAAAAVE.

 

[ODanksta]

Blaaave???? Is that canadian for fuck?

 

[ODanksta]

 

[Yessica...]

Blaaave???? Is that canadian for fuck?

Camman. Thought that was obvious.

 

[ODanksta]

I'm looking for true love.

Or....TO BLAAAAAAAAAAAVE.

Blave
To bluff, to lie, to blave. Not to be confused with 'True Love'
your blaving
i am not! i am telling the truth!

 

[ODanksta]

Camman. Thought that was obvious.

What the fuck did I just watch????

 

[Yessica...]

What the fuck did I just watch????

You've NEVER seen "the princess bride"?????

Andre the Giant is in it

It's fucking Amazing. Do yourself a favour - watch the shit out of that movie as soon as possible.

 

[ODanksta]

@Yessica... this is the only Canadian shit I watch, However sharktank is still better

 

[Yessica...]

@Yessica... this is the only Canadian shit I watch, However sharktank is still better

The princess bride is not Canadian

It's a timeless masterpiece.

 

[ODanksta]

You've NEVER seen "the princess bride"?????

Andre the Giant is in it

It's fucking Amazing. Do yourself a favour - watch the shit out of that movie as soon as possible.

Lol, if that was a scene... I might pass...

 

[Yessica...]

Lol, if that was scene... I might pass...

Ask @a senile fungus

Ask anyone. It's great.

 

[ODanksta]

The princess bride is not Canadian

It's a timeless masterpiece.

So was gone with the wind, and I will pass on that one too..

 

[ODanksta]

Ask @a senile fungus

Ask anyone. It's great.

Senile fungus is younger then me, he is not a old dude.. ask him yourself

 

[Yessica...]

So was gone with the wind, and I will pass on that one too..

Hey you didn't believe me about tinder either.

When you take out your tampon and try it, I will accept your apologies.

 

[ODanksta]

Hey you didn't believe me about tinder either.

When you take out your tampon and try it, I will accept your apologies.

I lost my phone at Nellie's, she found it.. I am going by tomorrow and getting it from her.. So I will be on Tinder asap..

 

[Yessica...]

I lost my phone at Nellie's, she found it.. I am going by tomorrow and getting it from her.. So I will be on Tinder asap..

Be careful. It is the inter web, after all.

But you can weed out the retards pretty quick. Mainly because they're usually not very good at typing and you get a lot of

Hshfjdkaksbg fjfodkahdhfjd

And other random messages.

Bahahah