The British Growers Help Forum. UK Based Grow Advice, Now With Added Witt, Irony, Sarcasm & Humour
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THCBrain
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No I couldn't have a Scottish wife, I can barely understand my cousin when she starts waffling on lol and I prefer women more around my height I'm 6'3 our lass is 5'11 though a wife around 4ft would be good for blowjobs!Is she Scottish? Scottie wives are the best! The ones I know anyway. They're tiny but so strong and powerful. It's amazing what 5' what can put out! (Thinking of my friends like)
lahadaextranjera
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Bet she has big feet like me, maybe bigger! At least she can buy shoes in the UK. They look at me strangely when I ask for size 41!
lahadaextranjera
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August is usually the hottest month but this year it was July.
It was high 90's for sure but the problem is the humidity and it didn't cool down at night. I'll not forget this Summer.
When you buy stuff you should say that you are Canadian. If the seller thinks your currency is $ they try and take libertys. If conversing with normal people then don't worry.
I bought Men's Nike this Summer. You should see the colour of them. They are this new Neo pink/Orange colour.
I don't wear my bf's. He's 2 metres tall and takes size 46!!
lahadaextranjera
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I don't mind having big feet. It has some advantages. I swim like I'm wearing fins, I can sleep standing up. I rarely lose my balance and check this out Lol! :-
ValleyDragon
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Hey has this uk thread turned into an episode of "Wish You Was Here."?. Very depressing for me stuck in this cold,wet Welsh countryside lol.. Good for temps tho.
Cl@rksville
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Jesus... its a good job I ain't some sort of foot perv, I hate feet although mine are right for a big lad like! Yours are actually very normal unlike the usual crippled high heeled punished crows specials I put up with and love the art girl its awesome!
Anyway whats up my friends and whats that fucking arrow thing on my avatar?
Wifes in dock with her embolism thing its been the shits for us all and I been taking kids around everywhere, schools, traffic, washing, cooking, cleaning, growing, sowing, sewing! yeah I drew the fucking line at sewing lol
Cl@rksville
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Agreed!
@THCBrain Your not wrong pal, even when she's in dock she tells me what to do, when to do, how to do and I still take no fucking notice! She has a big massive fancy Land Rover with knobs n whistles, twisty dials, touch screens n shit but as its 4ish years old I decided to change it while she's in hospital... its had no MOT for past year n half, which will be my fault anyway! She said "I didn't think cars had mots when they were new" Its four plus years old darling its not new! Anyway your little setup looks very good my friend, superbly organised and neat!
Reet school run awaits in me old Ford Mondeo estate bangereeno! Kids are well embarrassed
THCBrain
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I drive a volkswagen passat b5 1.9tdi 52 plate done 196 thou on clock don't do new cars there shit would love a 1970's morris minor split screen 2 door lol. What are women like "didn't realise new car need mot" that's class! I try to keep my room tidy but behind the camera is a right shit hole! Out of sight out of mind!!
Cl@rksville
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Well done mate loving it lol. I'm off to a meeting with banks 'new' business manager! I'm gonna try open a nursery supplies shop and get some of my old contacts in the horticultural industry to sort me out with some of their best efforts. I worked for YARA here in York for many years, soil analysis and crop disease management etc so I have some good contacts... and to be fair although I aren't a business minded guy I ain't thick either! Any advice happily taken on board guys, from anyone!
There's a lovely little unit next to a really badly run 'dirty' hydro shop I found, its cheap rent etc so maybe I could sell some seeds too? Plus a few clones from under the counter lol
Yesterday bank girl said opening a little nursery supplies next door to one of them 'hydroponics grow shops' might be a bit risky, what if people stay away because of all the lowlifes buying drugs n stuff from them... jeeeez what a life these people have eh
R1b3n4
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R1b3n4
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New cars dont have to be MOT`ed until they are 3 years oldAgreed!
@THCBrain Your not wrong pal, even when she's in dock she tells me what to do, when to do, how to do and I still take no fucking notice! She has a big massive fancy Land Rover with knobs n whistles, twisty dials, touch screens n shit but as its 4ish years old I decided to change it while she's in hospital... its had no MOT for past year n half, which will be my fault anyway! She said "I didn't think cars had mots when they were new" Its four plus years old darling its not new! Anyway your little setup looks very good my friend, superbly organised and neat!
Reet school run awaits in me old Ford Mondeo estate bangereeno! Kids are well embarrassed
Cl@rksville
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Aye and hers is May 2010! it were me brothers old car, we swapping it for a new Discovery Sport and adding a bit of cash to the settlement equity. Fucking chucky guy is like a leach, rings me every two minutes with some more fucking shite to buy... GAP insurance, Paint insurance, Seat insurance, Tyre Insurance, PPI, DPI, HPI, HPS... fucking confusing me to shit man