The President of the United States has had enough of people shooting other people they don't know. He has decided to take direct Executive action to curb this insane kill fest that has taken over.
He has not publicly released his plans but I have insider info regarding what he is going to do.
1. He had Vice President Joe Biden fix up his '69 Camero and put in a new stereo.
2. He is going to use this car to visit every gun owner in the country to see if they are qualified to own their guns. There will be a written test, a gun cleaning test, an ammo knowledge test, and a target shooting test. If the citizen fails any of these tests then the President will take your gun and ammo away and sell it on Ebay.
3 Any citizens who still have guns after the Presidents visit will be required to recite the Pledge of Allegiance and sign a loyalty oath or two.
Fair warning has been given.