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captain792000

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I once....

ate wusabbi peanuts and got a stomach ach, now the thought of wusabbi,s make me sick.....lol.... im stoned so that just came out out of nowhere, its true though....
 
skippy pb

skippy pb

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I once... ate tons of that green stuff you get with sushi, four decent servings of it actually, cause I wanted a pack of bogeys so I bet 5 bucks that I would do it. It wasn't that bad at first, then it kicked in and i couldn't breath. This cause me to rapidly start spitting to get it out but when you spit to much you end up gettin the mcspits were its like slobber and sticks to your face which caused my friend to boot.

So at the end of the day I never got my 5 bucks and now I offically choose not to smoke bogeys or eat wasabi ever again.
 
ALX420

ALX420

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Wikidbchofthewst said:
I once smoked 13 bowls in a row without breathing, and a blackhole opened up in the center of the earth....it was a trip.
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i once ate so many shrooms that i thought me and my buddies were watching a purple native american war party chase us through a field from 200 feet in the air.
 
JOEGALLO

JOEGALLO

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I once got busted stealing freeon (might be spelled wrong) from air conditioners in our apartments and tried to run and passed out

passed out because when I was huffing the freeon the maintenance man walked up on me and when I tried to run I just saw stars and next thing I know I was waking up and he was all freaked out and asking what the hell I was doing. ... He ended up letting me go though and always gave me the evil eye when I saw him




And this was when I was 16 ... long time ago.
 
MaryJaneDoe

MaryJaneDoe

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I once grew a plant for my dad to see what it looked like because he read in field and stream that quail liked the seeds. Well I was twelve and had no freakin idea of what I was doing but it got a little leggy so I put it outside on the tailgate of his truck to give it more sun. Awhile later I went to get it and his truck was gone. He went driving around Boise Idaho with a three foot pot plant on the tail gate of his truck. As it turned out he drove through the park where all the "hippies" hung out and they were all screaming, and waving right on man!! Needless to say he was not a happy dad when he got home. Still funny as hell because he's a NRA card carrying republican.
 
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captain792000

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I once
found out my friends dad was growing Mary Jane when i was about 13, so I asked my friend if I could have some so he gave me like 6 leaves, boy was I stoked! lol. I remember trying to dry them and smoke them, didnt taste very good, lol.....
 
K1Ng5p4d3

K1Ng5p4d3

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I once was a coke dealer who had his ex girlfriends brother take me to re-up with 2 grand in my pocket. Dude said he had to stop somewhere first, and i didnt have time for all that, so i called my other friend (who i trusted with my life) to come pick me up. My ex's brother came out of the complex he ran into like what the fuck are you doing ?! i told him i was waitin on my ride cuz i wasnt about to let him bullshit n waste my time. I grabbed my backpack n got out of his Chrystler Pacifica. I waited in the middle of a dead end road for my ride. about ten minutes later my ride hadnt come yet, but my ex's brother came back, driving down the road i was standing in. I didnt think anything of it, n stepped to the side so he could pull up and cry about me leaving him.

he didnt stop. he hit me square on with a chrystler pacifica doing 30 MPH. i flew back about 30 feet or so, and i actually was able to stand up on my feet, but slowly. by the time i stood up, and looked up, the car was an inch away from my body, and i got hit again. flew back into a mud puddle, and dude got out of the minivan, and took my backpack, which had a .38 in it, with a digit, and about an oz of inositol powder (for cut). He didnt get my cash, which he thought i was stupid enough to carry in my backpack, but still, i couldnt get back up. one of my legs was broke in two places, and all ligaments were torn. other leg only most ligaments were torn. broke two ribs, and i just flat out couldnt get up. i was left for dead in a mud puddle, on a dead end street with nobody around. I passed out. when i woke up i was getting hauled into an ambulance - apparently my dude showed up and called an ambulance for me thank god, lol.

-This wasnt some stupid one time "i wanna be a drug dealer so im gonna do this" type thing, i was selling coke and various other things for years until this point. I had people around me that wouldnt let a god damn thing happen to me, it was my own personal stupidity that i was doin this with somebody i didnt even really like, n i was alone. After that, i sold dope n OCs for another year, but then i just stopped because my legs couldnt take being on the move all the time. Took some of the money i saved up, and went across europe for one last big travel cuz i figured id never be able to move around like that again after a couple years, was a once in a lifetime oppurtunity, so i packed my shit n left. Was gone for a few months having the time of my life, n i met my wife out in NEw Zealand. After that ive cleaned up completely, am going to school, have gotten married, and have a beautiful son who im raising the right way. I now grow pot for my own medicinal purposes because i never want to have to rely on a pill to kill my pain ever (although i probably will, as this is pretty much a debilitating injury - but pot seems to be working at the moment :D ) .

**Went to A-dam for out honeymoon, and i started reading up about growing bud. N from there i tried doin it for the first time a year later, n the rest is history**
--So i guess mine is :

I once was a stupid motherfucker who almost lost my life because of drugs and money.
 
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