Why do girls get pissed when you watch porn?

[neosapien]

 

[ODanksta]

Pornography is highly illegal in mainland China. My wife was 29 years old the first time she asked me to show her a "sex movie" as she called it. After about 2 minutes of watching mind blowing sexual freedom she asked to see the lesbian "sex movies". She then commandeered my computer and perused the lesbians for a good hour. That was the first and last time she's wanted to watch porn. I don't know I think xvideos. com broke her.

That's fucking hilarious

 

[Eltomcat]

LOL

 

[charface]

Porn isn't hard core enough for women, just google what women fantasize about.
I gaurntee even your mom does.
But just in her head.

 

[tyler.durden]

What do you mean like soft porn?

She used to whack off to porn a lot when she was T-Bone Jack. Now, not so much...

 

[Eltomcat]

She used to whack off to porn a lot when she was T-Bone Jack. Now, not so much...

I'm not even gonna ask.

 

[charface]

I hope the thread is slow because you are googling what those filthy animals are into,
See it's not that she don't enjoy sex, just not sex with your boring ass.

 

[tyler.durden]

I'm not even gonna ask.

I'm saying, you can nut into her sock...

 

[ZaraBeth420]

So then what do you mean by "sexy movies"?

I like tasteful and romantic lesbian-themed movies. I watched Loving Anabelle and loved it.

 

[ODanksta]

I like tasteful and romantic lesbian-themed movies. I watched Loving Anabelle and loved it.

So lesbian double anal fist punching is out of the question?

 

[Singlemalt]

I like tasteful and romantic lesbian-themed movies. I watched Loving Anabelle and loved it.

Ahh, so you like student-teacher sex sans tuna boat, all clean and shit huh?

 

[ZaraBeth420]

So lesbian double anal fist punching is out of the question?

Uh, yes.

 

[ZaraBeth420]

Ahh, so you like student-teacher sex sans tuna boat, all clean and shit huh?

Yes. It was a good movie. Sounds like you liked it too.

 

[Singlemalt]

I like to see lesbian sex and critique it, kinda like an olympic event. The Anabelle movie had cute girls but the sex was completely unrealistic

 

[Singlemalt]

So Zara, do you see yourself as the student or teacher?

 

[ZaraBeth420]

So Zara, do you see yourself as the student or teacher?

I'd say a bit of both.

 

[Diabolical666]

the answer to your question danksta... we want you men to sex us up like the porn, so stop wackin it and get to it.

I have a question: Why do porns end with a facial? Does burping the worm in her eyes do it for you?

 

[Singlemalt]

Before they become soiled doves? Before they have become brainwashed into the culturally accepted "norms"?

 

[Blue Wizard]

I think they get pissed because of penis envy.

 

[qwizoking]

becuse it gives dudes ideas yiur chick would rather not fulfill...


thats acceptable right? no nudity...



oh and almost kissing is definitely allowed.. (my avi)
thats as "soft" as it gets

 

[Singlemalt]

the answer to your question danksta... we want you men to sex us up like the porn, so stop wackin it and get to it.

I have a question: Why do porns end with a facial? Does burping the worm in her eyes do it for you?

I suspect it has to do with making it obvious the dude shot his wad, if he comes in her the viewer really can't tell if he came.