Confessions

[charface]

PM it? How about I meat you at Oak Tree?

It's getting to be that time.
Sun was actually working today.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I have never read "Catcher in the Rye".

Not gonna either.

 

[qwizoking]

Hmmm
So this chick texts me everyday wit a good morning i miss you etc..
And most days we smoke a blunt before i head out. Well she didnt hit me up till like 9am yesterday and i was (in my head) all bitchy cause she smoked a blunt without me and didnt text.. later last night she was drunk when i got home and i was all pissy. I dont even really know why.
I determined im just a controlling asshole at times. I dont even like the girl, she stayed over last night and this morning i was trying to figure out how to get rid of her..
My other girl is coming over this afternoon and i feel kinda exhausted.
I got other shit to do too man, this is becoming work.
Slippin on my pimpin for real

Im tired..

I want a nap

 

[Bublonichronic]

You NEVER suppose to be slipin on the pimpin, you know this qk

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

It's getting to be that time.
Sun was actually working today.

I had to break my phone and lost your new number. Text me when you get a chance so I can add you.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I had to break my phone and lost your new number. Text me when you get a chance so I can add you.

I'm on it.

 

[qwizoking]

you know this qk

Im watching Friday

 

[Mad Hamish]

My back is wrecked because my soon to be officially ex wife smashed a door into me four times while I was trying to keep it shut. All I did was ask to be left alone.

Add that to the bust lip she gave me, the black eye, the time I had to bite her leg because she was kicking me in the stomach while I was on the floor, the time she flying tackled me from behind...

Fuck all of that. All I remember right now is the day she hit my mother with her fists.

Only thing keeping me cool is my kid. Goddamn awesome girl.

You want to know will power? I will show you will power.

I refuse to fight. I shall trancend. I will not be abused. It stops today.

 

[Mad Hamish]

If I have to KILL. If I have to die. It stops.

 

[charface]

If I have to KILL. If I have to die. It stops.

How about in keeping with the kid needing you spirit, don't kill don't die.

 

[UncleBuck]

?

those are fucking townhouses.

 

[srh88]

those are fucking townhouses.

town homes... homes

 

[UncleBuck]

town homes... homes

NO

also, i am new here. i am a 29 year old bisexual female. that means i like to have sex with men or women. please like me.

 

[srh88]

NO

also, i am new here. i am a 29 year old bisexual female. that means i like to have sex with men or women. please like me.

we're gonna need some butthole pics

 

[Unclebaldrick]

we're gonna need some butthole pics

because, Pinworms

 

[UncleBuck]

i confess to banning tyler durden. he called blue wizard a doodie head though.

 

[srh88]

 

[Mad Hamish]

How about in keeping with the kid needing you spirit, don't kill don't die.

If I wake up without a knife in my chest I will be happy at this point dude.

She really fuxking LOST it now.

Scared to death. Well half that and half in catatonic depression. Hooray. Aint this fun.

 

[Mad Hamish]

And I know she is stalking my every post so if you read this FUCK YOU kill me and get it over with now gods know even inhaling weed is no fun any longer. Just do it bitch. Just do it I know you want to.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I'm drunk and thinking of buttholes butt check out the Renaissance faire:

blacksmiths. Battle axes. Corsets. @Unclebaldrick straight up your old avatars alley. Lotsa Strange people. Gotta love strange people. Puts a whole new spin on gettin some strange.