Right? Reminds me of a school nurse here in town I had a chat with a couple years ago; he had a bunch of hats on the wall behind his desk, so being the kind of guy who asks questions, I expressed my curiosity.
Interesting hats they were; firefighter, paramedic, airmedic, 'high angle rescue'- that's crawling up the side of skyscrapers to rescue people- and a black FBI helmet he wore in Afghanistan and Iraq as a field medic for black ops. He said he liked his current gig, because he'd been there, done that, had the excitement and he was cool with a slower pace. And he loves kids.
I pity the poor stupid son of a bitch who tries to start shit in any school in Ft Collins. If it's this guy's school, said sad motherfucker is in deep shit.