Random Jabber Jibber thread

[Aeroknow]

 

[Aeroknow]

That dude creaps me out lol. Imagine living with that dude.

 

[Drowning-Man]

Lol id probably pick him up. Make a YouTube video hot boxing my car with pee wee. Wander WATS in the picnic bag?

 

[Drowning-Man]

 

[Aeroknow]

 

[qwizoking]

i think im gonna go get drunk and randomly talk shit to my ex wife

its been a boring day

 

[Grandpapy]

i think im gonna go get drunk and randomly talk shit to my ex wife

its been a boring day

Don't they have Cottonmouths or Ratters there, with anti venom handy? Just seems safer.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Somebody musta beat off behind work today.

 

[abe supercro]

That's piss. Get the dishwasher or gary busey to pour bleach on it and shrub a dub dub that.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

That's piss. Get the dishwasher or gary busey to pour bleach on it and shrub a dub dub that.

You don't think it's semen?

 

[tangerinegreen555]

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Somebody musta beat off behind work today.

leave me alone!

 

[StonedFarmer]

I asked cat lady. " you keep saying princess are you finished yet" am i princess or your cat?

Befire ahe could respond I said im almost therre and made rude noises

Turns out im not princess

 

[StonedFarmer]

leave me alone!

Fgt

 

[StonedFarmer]

You don't think it's semen?

U like penis soup?

Its a little gooey for me mate but to each there own.

Btw I got $7.85 in coins think I can get a quick fisting?

 

[StonedFarmer]

Skeet skeet

 

[StonedFarmer]

Honest question.

So cat lady prob has a bf and i been banging her non stop.

I know its wrong but ia it really my fault? This stuff comes with the drugs and booze.

She is ok me turning her out for $ so idk. I told her no tricking yet. It will come, i pimp time to time right?

 

[StonedFarmer]

Bong tske notes. We be trikin hoes u homo phobe

 

[mr sunshine]

Honest question.

So cat lady prob has a bf and i been banging her non stop.

I know its wrong but ia it really my fault? This stuff comes with the drugs and booze.

She is ok me turning her out for $ so idk. I told her no tricking yet. It will come, i pimp time to time right?

Cat lady sounds like a keeper. I would settle down and start a family.

 

[StonedFarmer]

Cat lady told me every guy she knows beats her.

I tried sayin she better then that, got the old excuses I heard to many times. Her bf been sending me texts of him with a red rag over his face saying "jane n finch" ugh like street names scsre me. He knows i crip and been fuxking his chick.

Told him i aint his woman and he cant smack me bout. Dude is cruisin for a bruin

 

[StonedFarmer]

Cat lady sounds like a keeper. I would settle down and start a family.

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