What did you accomplish today?

[tangerinegreen555]

My birthday present...22 pallets of paver stone and cast stone building blocks. I smell a courtyard with a wet bar, gas grill and smoker coming sooooon...

 

[cannabineer]

Not yet...I'll be riding my real ho of 28 years later after a double V...Viagra and a Vicodin for the headache that comes right after I come.

Double V, lol
"I am not a cook"

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Double V, lol
"I am not a cook"

that's funny

 

[eye exaggerate]

@tangerinegreen555

Happy Birthday, dude!

(skid steers are weighted at the back)

 

[ebgood]

I got a couple happy tears outta the wifey tonight. Its our anniversary and i got her card and a single rose. She loved it. But when i busted out the cake. She kinda lost her shit. I love that gurl. Shes a fat kid jus like me

 

[qwizoking]

i fired the asshole at work

 

[Elwood Diggler]

happy blowjob day!

 

[.Pinworm.]

I got a couple happy tears outta the wifey tonight. Its our anniversary and i got her card and a single rose. She loved it. But when i busted out the cake. She kinda lost her shit. I love that gurl. Shes a fat kid jus like me

Happy anniversary, man. That's so rad.

 

[Singlemalt]

i fired the asshole at work

Now all ya gotta do is give him a 4X6 plot out near Terlingua

 

[ebgood]

Happy anniversary, man. That's so rad.

Ty Sir

 

[srh88]

I got a couple happy tears outta the wifey tonight. Its our anniversary and i got her card and a single rose. She loved it. But when i busted out the cake. She kinda lost her shit. I love that gurl. Shes a fat kid jus like me

nice.. hope it was a good one

 

[abe supercro]

trimmed 72 cat toenails this morning.

 

[Hookabelly]

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Stopped at the feed store on the way home from the valley, picked up some new friends. 2 buff orphingtons, 2 javas and a black comet rooster. I asked the lady how important it was to have a rooster (to protect the flock, play peacemaker, help find food etc.), and she said not very. Said they can be assholes. I told her if mine turns out to be an asshole I will just eat him and find someone cooler.

Buff Orphingtons are the BEST!! They get huge and are mellow and prolific layers

 

[Hookabelly]

Not yet...I'll be riding my real ho of 28 years later after a double V...Viagra and a Vicodin for the headache that comes right after I come.

I love the preemptive "V" (vicodin) LOL Wouldn't those 2 meds cancel each other out tho? Hope the "real Ho of 28 years" had a good time too. That sounds like it could be a reality show: the real hos of 28... Happy Birthday.

 

[sunni]

Happy birthday tange

I didn't accomplish much but Renly rolled over at 5 weeks during tummy time so I'll say he's done a lot today

 

[.Pinworm.]

Buff Orphingtons are the BEST!! They get huge and are mellow and prolific layers

My daughter found out that you can squeeze them and they squirt poo. So now we are doing regular hourly squeezings, and taking bets on the color.

 

[Hookabelly]

My daughter found out that you can squeeze them and they squirt poo. So now we are doing regular hourly squeezings, and taking bets on the color.

You can actually raise a buff O. to be a pet. They will sit on your lap etc. they're warm and cozy on your lap.

 

[.Pinworm.]

You can actually raise a buff O. to be a pet. They will sit on your lap etc. they're warm and cozy on your lap.

Yea, and they are super soft, too. But, fuck me, they are loud. The constant peeping, and pooping. I keep having these sick fantasies about tossing one in the microwave. Is that totally fucked up? That is totally fucked up.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Yea, and they are super soft, too. But, fuck me, they are loud. The constant peeping, and pooping. I keep having these sick fantasies about tossing one in the microwave. Is that totally fucked up? That is totally fucked up.

lol fucker, don't do it

 

[.Pinworm.]

lol fucker, don't do it

Omfg I would never. I am an asshole, but not THAT big of an asshole. I can get chicken nuggets from Dollar Tree.