testiclees
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Today I assisted two Asian immigrants in meeting with INS and successfully completing the citizenship test. Even better than last Monday when I had a successful day in traffic court!
What did you accomplish today?
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Cannacat
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Haha I like that! But fuck, I've had police take away a crop before, my first ever grow years ago and I got to sit there and watch them dismantle my tents and lights and throw my little plants in binliners... It was years before I had the heart to try again! So I'm quite anti police around my girls. I keep hoping one of the neighbours will call them so I can just pretend not to be in and stay well out of it.Cut clones and move them offsite, if you want to keep your genetics. While you are waiting for them to root cut ALL the plants down, hang them whole (no trimming) and get them crispy dry, while cleaning your house so it can withstand a search just in case. It is now time to change the oil in your car. Put all the crispy plants in a large 2mil contractors bag and dump your used motor oil in with them, smush ad libitum. Now invite him over to pick up his 'share' of the harvest shove them out the door and lock it immediately.
Calling the police is up to you if you need to report a crazy ex trying to torch your house with his cannabis plantsbut if you do choose that final step PLEASE get video and post it here.
Thank you
The other option is to use low odor mineral spirits and a book of matches then call the fire department and report him for trying to torch your house
srh88
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do the hash idea.. i wouldnt give your ex anything except a fucking headache. break it all down and move. if you cant afford that maybe stay with a friend for a bit and put all your lights and tents in a storage unit. you dont owe him anything.
tangerinegreen555
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Take Two...bumped post button last time
ElectricIan buddy wire bar outlets this morning...offered him cash...said he'd rather have seeds (that's a wIn-win) his mother plant died while he was in hospital...So he's starting a pile of Lemon Kush and Blueberry Blast seeds...(can't wait to try his samples and he'll have clones too!)...
Trimmed 2 blocks...glued outlets in...1st is GCFI so if it pops, they both go out till reset
Cut all the 4'x8' birch into 4' squares and stained. I think it looks stunning for a game room ceiling...
Got a few bulbous tomatoes from the planter well...put Pro Mix in there and topped with 1 bag of ocean forest...musta worked.
ElectricIan buddy wire bar outlets this morning...offered him cash...said he'd rather have seeds (that's a wIn-win) his mother plant died while he was in hospital...So he's starting a pile of Lemon Kush and Blueberry Blast seeds...(can't wait to try his samples and he'll have clones too!)...
Trimmed 2 blocks...glued outlets in...1st is GCFI so if it pops, they both go out till reset
Cut all the 4'x8' birch into 4' squares and stained. I think it looks stunning for a game room ceiling...
Got a few bulbous tomatoes from the planter well...put Pro Mix in there and topped with 1 bag of ocean forest...musta worked.
neosapien
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@Cannacat sorry you're in such a pickle. I'll help you out. Pm me a recent pic of you. I'll do some Photoshop magic and inject a pic of my barely clothed body into said pic doing naughty things to you. The ex will see how much of a stud I am and kill himself. You're welcome.
Also I have not accomplished anything today other than a full day of work stimulating the economy and making your lives better.
Also I have not accomplished anything today other than a full day of work stimulating the economy and making your lives better.
Cannacat
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What an awesome idea, thanks! Although, now that you mention it, I can probably handle the photoshop myself and just pick myself a nice stud from the many on the internet. In fact, I might pick a couple
neosapien
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Fucking boo.What an awesome idea, thanks! Although, now that you mention it, I can probably handle the photoshop myself and just pick myself a nice stud from the many on the internet. In fact, I might pick a couple
srh88
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What an awesome idea, thanks! Although, now that you mention it, I can probably handle the photoshop myself and just pick myself a nice stud from the many on the internet. In fact, I might pick a couple
abe supercro
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Apologies brother, I'll change it to something better.
Cannacat
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Just pretend I'm sticking my tongue out at you cos the only appropriate emoji is a bit gross.
srh88
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which ones the gross one?
Cannacat
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srh88
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why is that gross?.. only good things can come from that
"on that"
UncleBuck
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Cannacat
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I love that birch for the game room, it's gonna look boss!