What did you accomplish today?

[Gary Goodson]

I was all being a man like you guys and preparing a rack of ribs, to go in the crockpot, cuz I'm a baller on a limited time schedule, and I cut my left pointer finger pretty fucking good opening the package lol. Right in front of my daughter. She started crying. It warmed my heart to know she cares about me. But then I got lightheaded and sat down. Feeling ok now. I've accomplished quite a bit of man stuff today.

Damn bro, I hope it's not bad. Spray it with wd 40 and wrap it with duct tape. That's real manly there.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Lol, Spray it with WD40.

Now that's some funny stuff there.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Lol, Spray it with WD40.

Now that's some funny stuff there.

Its a mans version of neosporin and a band-aid lol

 

[Grandpapy]

There’s a reason for everything; She’ll love you for it!

Edit: hope it’s not too bad.

 

[pabloesqobar]

 

[Indacouch]

I was all being a man like you guys and preparing a rack of ribs, to go in the crockpot, cuz I'm a baller on a limited time schedule, and I cut my left pointer finger pretty fucking good opening the package lol. Right in front of my daughter. She started crying. It warmed my heart to know she cares about me. But then I got lightheaded and sat down. Feeling ok now. I've accomplished quite a bit of man stuff today.

Was it at least a sharp knife so it went to the bone quickly ???


There's a knife thread recently opened .....actually never mind that's not something you'd enjoy ATM .....if it's painful just stab yourself in the foot with a dull fork ,it will make you forget about the finger issue ....

At least you can still flip mother fuckers off pain free ......always a bright side

 

[neosapien]

It was a pretty clean cut with a sharp knife. Doesn't really hurt much buts it's centered directly on the joint so it's gonna be a motherfucker to heal. A little sore. I cleaned it with dish soap and put triple antibiotic ointment on it. I have a terrible track record with finger infections so hopefully I got it in time. Time will tell. Those ribs smell good though. Gonna finish them in the oven. Or on broil.

 

[whitebb2727]

It was a pretty clean cut with a sharp knife. Doesn't really hurt much buts it's centered directly on the joint so it's gonna be a motherfucker to heal. A little sore. I cleaned it with dish soap and put triple antibiotic ointment on it. I have a terrible track record with finger infections so hopefully I got it in time. Time will tell. Those ribs smell good though. Gonna finish them in the oven. Or on broil.

Super glue it. It works.

 

[Indacouch]

Super glue it. It works.

That liquid band aid shit is a joke compared to super glue ....I usually have to resort to electrical tape over plastic if I'm out with limited supplies ...but super glue is a definate go otherwise

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Super glue it. It works.

It does work well as long as you can keep it from bleeding when you're trying to glue it.

 

[Gary Goodson]

It was a pretty clean cut with a sharp knife. Doesn't really hurt much buts it's centered directly on the joint so it's gonna be a motherfucker to heal. A little sore. I cleaned it with dish soap and put triple antibiotic ointment on it. I have a terrible track record with finger infections so hopefully I got it in time. Time will tell. Those ribs smell good though. Gonna finish them in the oven. Or on broil.

I would suggest the broiler, you just gotta keep an eye on em. I've made killer steaks in the toaster oven, under the broiler! My buddy was really impressed with that method. I told him "Meh, you just gotta know what you're doing fucker bitch"

 

[Grandpapy]

I would suggest the broiler, you just gotta keep an eye on em. I've made killer steaks in the toaster oven, under the broiler! My buddy was really impressed with that method. I told him "Meh, you just gotta know what you're doing fucker bitch"

LOL to stop the bleeding????

was my first thought

 

[whitebb2727]

It does work well as long as you can keep it from bleeding when you're trying to glue it.

Epinephrine helps if you can get it.

 

[tyler.durden]

...I have a terrible track record with finger infections so hopefully I got it in time. Time will tell. Those ribs smell good though. Gonna finish them in the oven. Or on broil.

Where have you been placing your fingers to contract such frequent infections?

 

[whitebb2727]

Where have you been placing your fingers to contract such frequent infections?

Lol.

 

[srh88]

Where have you been placing your fingers to contract such frequent infections?

 

[whitebb2727]

I had a neighbor that was a male nurse. During a dirty conversation one time I asked him if he licked snatch. He told me no and I asked why. It was explained after seeing green, yellow and other colored leakage, some of different viscosity that you would never want to lick one again.

 

[neosapien]

Where have you been placing your fingers to contract such frequent infections?

Going in dirty with open wounds. On swimming pool filters of course. No, really.

 

[srh88]

It was explained after seeing green, yellow and other colored leakage,

that just adds flavor

 

[Indacouch]

Was guna eat dinner ....il wait a bit now thanks @srh88

And @whitebb2727