Confessions

[Unclebaldrick]

How can you guys drink the tears of christmas trees! UGH

I confess I had a really posh set of digital vernier calipers I have misplaced, damn it

I have analog.

 

[Singlemalt]

Extra IPAs are a good class.

She was watching me on the first taste as I'm thinking, then she says, "Yeah, it reminds me of your weed, all the terpenes and stuff"

 

[curious2garden]

I have analog.

Me too but ...... I can't f'n believe my ocd misplaced something, shit, I need better ocd

 

[cannabineer]

Hmmm maybe I should go pick up a growler of Conundrum, that belgian golden strong at 8.8 is about perfect

ohh yeahhhh
I likes Belgian (happy dog sounds)

 

[420God]

I had to squat with my feet on the toilet seat for the first few years of taking a shit because my parents watched the 'Ghoulies' movie with me while I was potty training.

 

[srh88]

I had to squat with my feet on the toilet seat for the first few years of taking a shit because my parents watched the 'Ghoulies' movie with me while I was potting training.

The gargoyle is a classy shit position. Well done sir

 

[Gary Goodson]

I had to squat with my feet on the toilet seat for the first few years of taking a shit because my parents watched the 'Ghoulies' movie with me while I was potting training.

Funny, they were scared of those things going in your butt. I think they came out of mine

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I have analog.

I've got both - but only like the digi for metric conversions.
I like to see the (analog) measurement "get there".
Gives me a better feel for accuracy.

 

[BarnBuster]

I've got both - but only like the digi for metric conversions.
I like to see the (analog) measurement "get there".
Gives me a better feel for accuracy.

i still wear an analog wristwatch, i have to "translate" from digital to analog in my mind for it to compute

 

[Indagrow]

I couldn't tell time till my 20s, was never taught... I have a loose grasp on the months also

Pretty sure I was fucking off as a little kid when that stuff was gone over

 

[Indagrow]

I'm going to animate some skeletons

The new truck makes a disturbing sound in third around 15hunny, I can't help but keep it right in that grotesque sweet spot sometimes. i know why dogs roll in the dead..

 

[Gary Goodson]

The other day I was griping about some things. Then the sink was leaking, so I griped about not letting the water run too long. Apparently Mrs G was not pleased and told me I was complaining more than a woman! I was all

 

[Singlemalt]

The other day I was griping about some things. Then the sink was leaking, so I griped about not letting the water run too long. Apparently Mrs G was not pleased and told me I was complaining more than a woman! I was all

LOL, fuckin Gary

 

[lokie]

I went shopping at Walmart today. In my pajamas.

 

[Indagrow]

I've told every numb nuts at the gym that my ex used to talk about him all the time.. You should see the herd of dudes following her around waiting for the bukkaki

 

[BarnBuster]

 

[Karah]

i was offered a threesome last night with a married couple. They are hot. She's beautiful, titties are niiiiiiiice, he's so sexy, im wet instantly. The attraction is too real.

I turned it down. I don't know why.

 

[kmog33]

I've told every numb nuts at the gym that my ex used to talk about him all the time.. You should see the herd of dudes following her around waiting for the bukkaki

Lol

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[kmog33]

i was offered a threesome last night with a married couple. They are hot. She's beautiful, titties are niiiiiiiice, he's so sexy, im wet instantly. The attraction is too real.

I turned it down. I don't know why.

Because you don't want to be their marriage band-aid...Lol.

Also, when he or she starts liking you more than the other...

It's a good time.

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[Karah]

Also, when he or she starts liking you more than the other...

It's a good time.

The husband wants to fuck my brains out. He told me that his wife would watch. It took every ounce of self restraint not to take my pants off right there.