What did you accomplish today?

[StonedFarmer]

I had an ecstatic day, saw a movie, got turnes away for my ID, came home anx she passed out on my couch like a boss.

I need a nap as well.

I have so many feelings in me it makes me want to puke.

Love to you all

 

[StonedFarmer]

I. Really need a nap soon, I have to go see someone for a hefty amount of cash.

Wish me luck, I gotta weigh out packs and try and nap for 35min.

i just need 20min I think. Fux

 

[StonedFarmer]

Oh I bought a "wallet" for the girl I lurve

Michael kors

Sheliked it

Im a bitch for women eh

Imma make this chop quick. 35 min walk

2400 dollars plus travel fee of 150

Travel fee in effect bececause I am drunk and do not wamt to leave.

Told him any later then 6pm hes paying me another 100. I want to come home and cuddles

Im such a dweeb

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Finished trimming (garage). Still have to polyurethane the new ceiling but that's duck soup.

I made a 2 sided box for inline fan, set it up on screws for quick removal for service.

I made a screw in panel for the fan up underneath out of the white 1/2" plywood that was previously there. You can take the whole panel out to run a new 6" flex hose as necessary.

Now you can't see it when you enter garage. You can hear it and smell it though, as usual.

Definitely a hair more discreet.

I can live with it.

Lots of work left here. (always)

 

[curious2garden]

New England can suck a bag of dicks. Nobody likes them except the people who live up there.

I am an Atlanta Falcons fan for the Sooper. Somebody different for a change.

(Take an air pressure meter with you, Atlanta! And watch for mysterious camera spies at practice.)

Public Service Message
I have learned that pau is slang for dick in portuguese. If you say, "eu gosto de pão" (which means I like bread), and you pronounce that as pau suddenly you like dick! My new daughter in law says I'm going to be very popular in Brazil.

Edit: Forgot to add, "Saco de paus" is sack of dicks in portuguese, you're welcome.

 

[StonedFarmer]

Ugh I was late crazy ass shit

Nig saves me a slice of pizza so I chopped 25 off his charge.

Life is too good to do anything else.

Im going to cuddle so hard when I get home. Cab ride is 5 min or 10dollars so yay

Fuck the haters

 

[Indacouch]

Public Service Message
I have learned that pau is slang for dick in portuguese. If you say, "eu gosto de pão" (which means I like bread), and you pronounce that as pau suddenly you like dick! My new daughter in law says I'm going to be very popular in Brazil.

Edit: Forgot to add, "Saco de paus" is sack of dicks in portuguese, you're welcome.

I'm Portuguese ,,,but grandma never taught me that ....she'd always yell at me in Portuguese ,,especially when my BB gun was involved ....I'm sure she probably called me a sack a dicks at some point ....

 

[StonedFarmer]

Captain rob a hoe.

Im waiting for my cab out from the CC and it isnt good for looks. They get robbed often so cops be rolling by.

7 days till I am actually allowed ouy.

Fuck the cops too

I aint holding up no stores

Copped a streetcar away and I will walk. Tjat was a bait scene. I dont dress non killa enough

 

[Indacouch]

Oh and I just picked my boy up from school ...as soon as I got there he was yelling in joy about how I owed him money and or Pokemon cards because he got to the top of the good behavior chart at school.....so I forgot my wallet and figured I'd have a lil fun and pretend I forgot our deal about paying him ....so I pull up to the house and his face dropped ..lol..(poor guy)....He says dad this isn't walgreens in a very sad quiet voice .......long story short ..I had him going on and on telling me about our agreement ,which was cute as hell because he was so passionate about trying to make me remember ....so then I told him just joking I remember I just had to get my wallet buddy ..........well in a split second he went from sad/concerned to overwhelmingly happy and during this switch of feelings he jumped and swing his arms as hard as he could ......and I took one of the hardest shots to my testicles from his swinging fist that I can remember .....dropped me to my knees ....so I'm off to buy more fucking Pokemon cards with a limp and one testicle still intact ......guess that's what I get for fucking with his emotions

 

[StonedFarmer]

I am mak8ng bank.

I just got another text for the same zaps

2300 to this nigga cuz he frequent qith the cash flow.

Apotted but I get last weeks money. I need some coke and to drive to this one.

Loves fam

Sf is going hard on the game

 

[curious2garden]

Oh and I just picked my boy up from school ...as soon as I got there he was yelling in joy about how I owed him money and or Pokemon cards because he got to the top of the good behavior chart at school.....so I forgot my wallet and figured I'd have a lil fun and pretend I forgot our deal about paying him ....so I pull up to the house and his face dropped ..lol..(poor guy)....He says dad this isn't walgreens in a very sad quiet voice .......long story short ..I had him going on and on telling me about our agreement ,which was cute as hell because he was so passionate about trying to make me remember ....so then I told him just joking I remember I just had to get my wallet buddy ..........well in a split second he went from sad/concerned to overwhelmingly happy and during this switch of feelings he jumped and swing his arms as hard as he could ......and I took one of the hardest shots to my testicles from his swinging fist that I can remember .....dropped me to my knees ....so I'm off to buy more fucking Pokemon cards with a limp and one testicle still intact ......guess that's what I get for fucking with his emotions

Karma, it's a bitch

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Man, I remember those 'Outta the Blue" nut shots.
They leave you gasping for O2 no?

 

[whitebb2727]

Had to go two states over for a VA compensation and pension exam. Sub contracted to a sub contracted doctor.

 

[evergreengardener]

Public Service Message
I have learned that pau is slang for dick in portuguese. If you say, "eu gosto de pão" (which means I like bread), and you pronounce that as pau suddenly you like dick! My new daughter in law says I'm going to be very popular in Brazil.

Edit: Forgot to add, "Saco de paus" is sack of dicks in portuguese, you're welcome.

Just for everyone wondering especially gary fuck her right in the pussy translates to Portuguese as
"Foda-se ela direita na buceta"

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Had to go two states over for a VA compensation and pension exam. Sub contracted to a sub contracted doctor.

Get used to it - I saw 5 different Sub-Doc's before mine was over but tbh I like them better than the VA doc's for the compensation "Evaluation", I think they are a bit more compassionate and favor the Vet's position rather than to just give you the bare minimum.

 

[whitebb2727]

Get used to it - I saw 5 different Sub-Doc's before mine was over but tbh I like them better than the VA doc's for the compensation "Evaluation", I think they are a bit more compassionate and favor the Vet's position rather than to just give you the bare minimum.

Yea. I got two more a couple hundred miles away.

This one seemed nice. She was kind of snoody at first. Then when she examined me and realized that I got real problems she acted different.

 

[Indacouch]

Man, I remember those 'Outta the Blue" nut shots.
They leave you gasping for O2 no?

It literally dropped me to my knees and made my stomach hurt ...like C2G said karma is a bitch and she paid me a visit in that deal ..


Guna smoke some banana I've had on a long cure and get some sleep .....smells really good and it was pretty potent when I was smoking it while doing my final trim ....the people I grow for seem to love it ...I just havnt smoked much of it yet myself ....if I went off smell alone it would be a winner for sure ....good night guys and gals .....il take a huge rip for each one of you and report back tomorrow morning ....

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Emergency day today .
Wife freaks out that she has a low tire alarm and has to go somewhere.

All 4 tires were 30 PSI, should be 32, put in 35 with portable cigarette lighter pump and rode around till alarm cleared.

Then I get a call from the other house asking if I'm working on the back porch light? (at 7 AM? are you kidding?)


Got on ladder to see behind light. The cross bracket sheared off. Came with light...a nice $250 decorative LED with a cheap ass mounting cross bracket.

So I got another bracket and put it back together, and then realized it bent when it banged against the brick. (40 MPH wind gusts last night.)



Bent and banged up, I called the electrical supply place where it came from. They said they'll trade the broken bracket for a new fixture and file a warranty claim. (I won't be using their included bracket!)

Now I'm 6 hrs. behind on polyurethaning new garage ceiling. WTF?

 

[greasemonkeymann]

Public Service Message
I have learned that pau is slang for dick in portuguese. If you say, "eu gosto de pão" (which means I like bread), and you pronounce that as pau suddenly you like dick! My new daughter in law says I'm going to be very popular in Brazil.

Edit: Forgot to add, "Saco de paus" is sack of dicks in portuguese, you're welcome.

ahhh, that would explain Pau Gasol's general pissy-face.
I sit and wonder if "gasol" is loosely translated to "n'balls"
that would make the world a better place.

 

[srh88]

Emergency day today .
Wife freaks out that she has a low tire alarm and has to go somewhere.
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All 4 tires were 30 PSI, should be 32, put in 35 with portable cigarette lighter pump and rode around till alarm cleared.

Then I get a call from the other house asking if I'm working on the back porch light? (at 7 AM? are you kidding?)

View attachment 3884013
Got on ladder to see behind light. The cross bracket sheared off. Came with light...a nice $250 decorative LED with a cheap ass mounting cross bracket.
View attachment 3884016
So I got another bracket and put it back together, and then realized it bent when it banged against the brick. (40 MPH wind gusts last night.)
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Bent and banged up, I called the electrical supply place where it came from. They said they'll trade the broken bracket for a new fixture and file a warranty claim. (I won't be using their included bracket!)

Now I'm 6 hrs. behind on polyurethaning new garage ceiling. WTF?

i like the header you did above the door.. looks real nice. sorry bout the lights, you should probably change out the other bracket before that one snaps too