Confessions

[dangledo]

Jizz clogs the drain, yo.


Just shoot it in an ice tray and freeze for your guests beverages

 

[Gary Goodson]

Just shoot it in an ice tray and freeze for your guests beverages

Or for when you're in the mood for a rich and creamy iced coffee!

 

[Indagrow]

There is a place in town that will deep fry what ever you bring in...


Semen.

 

[neosapien]

I watch feel good videos sometimes...

 

[Indagrow]

I hated my 4 inch fan thing sucked but I ran it for a year straight... Then I found out you're supposed to take the cardboard ring out

I think I'm getting dumber every day

 

[iHearAll]

i used to sit in the shower and jack it. The cum would get curd-like from the water and i pissed my family off a few times from it sticking to the floor. I quit doing that because i noticed that if i had to pee afterward there would be this curded cum in my jizzcannon still and it'd take for-eh-ver to finish peeing. (be warned teenagers)

 

[iHearAll]

I hate cumming in the shower, maybe it's just me but it instantly turns into animal glue.

In other news I picked up a sheet and I confess I'm pumped
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whys there lizard turds all around that sheet

 

[Indagrow]

whys there lizard turds all around that sheet

I build that table out of reclaimed wood from a church those are insect holes

 

[Singlemalt]

I build that table out of reclaimed wood from a church those are insect holes

Blessed insects or one of the Biblical plagues?

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Blessed insects or one of the Biblical plagues?

Just some boring bugs.

 

[iHearAll]

I build that table out of reclaimed wood from a church those are insect holes

Thas dope

 

[Indagrow]

Thas dope

I got lucky with the wood and got to bust out the welder for the frame

Pushed over out of the way just got another roommate so it's a staging area

 

[StonedFarmer]

I sold a pregnant chick weed

deal with it

 

[StonedFarmer]

I just had 3 gino kids come up to me saying I was scaring a girl inside a house I am waiting for drugs out front of. 4

the 4 follwed me half way down my block, I turned and sna[ed

fuking losers kept saying we ok, we ok

we aint ok

I called my idiot nigga friend and said I am robbing them all tonight

my niggas are here and I am going to go rough them up real stuff

gimme a break what girl? 7

you guys are with smash and trying to rough me up and backed off because certain houses are designated sf kllla

 

[StonedFarmer]

im going to rob so many greek and italian kids tonuggt

lol

 

[Indagrow]

Get em'

 

[kmog33]

I hated my 4 inch fan thing sucked but I ran it for a year straight... Then I found out you're supposed to take the cardboard ring out

I think I'm getting dumber every day

Lol

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[kmog33]

I sold a pregnant chick weed

deal with it

They did studies on that in Jamaica...

No negative affects noted.


It is a study from Jamaica about weed, so...

Grain of salt...

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[Indagrow]

My feet are easily why my room smells as it doo

 

[Indagrow]

I'm glad drowning man fucked up that other confessions thread it was really building some steam