Guy walks into an empty bar a half before closing, orders a drink.
Bartender serves him, guy sIams it down, says he has to go.
Bartender says, 'stick around, I have to clean up and I want someone to BS with. I'll give you a drink on the house.'
Guy says he might have to go to the bathroom.
Bartender says we have a bathroom here, no problem.
Guy says, I don't know, I take salts and don't want to make a mess.
Bartender says, 'I'm cleaning up anyway, you can't make that much of a mess.'
Guy says OK then, I'll have another drink.
Bartender serves him, begins cleaning up and BSing with the guy.
Guy interrupts, says he has to use bathroom and goes in through the door. Then, there are loud noises and banging in there, glass breaking, metal dent noises, etc.
Bartender runs in, finds guy wiping up with shit everywhere. Walls, ceiling, light fixtures, urinal, dripping off rubber machine, everywhere.
Bartender asks, 'what the fuck kind of salts do you fucking take?'
Guy says, 'somersaults'.