bernie sanders: regressive

[SouthCross]

huffington post is like drudge, except they have a pulitzer while drudge is a laughing stock.

And Obama got a Nobel for bombing people. You're a shill.

 

[SouthCross]

Rich people giving each other awards and you continue to eat it up.

 

[UncleBuck]

Rich people giving each other awards and you continue to eat it up.

you get your news from fucking infowars.

 

[SouthCross]

you get your news from fucking infowars.

And Berine's wife is gonna be getting toilet paper through a bean slot in the cell door. He's going to be home choking the monkey, spanking the chicken.

Forget that bitch. She messed up. He could be president. Run all the deals. Then he could pardon the dumb ass. Wouldn't even have to pay bail.

 

[SouthCross]

He's on the verge to really bank and his sweet darling wife just has to fuck it up.

 

[UncleBuck]

Berine's wife is gonna be getting toilet paper through a bean slot in the cell door.

NOPE IT'S ALL CNN BS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO SELL ME MY MALE VITALITY PILLS AND PALLETS OF IODINE PILLS SAID SO

 

[SouthCross]

NOPE IT'S ALL CNN BS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO SELL ME MY MALE VITALITY PILLS AND PALLETS OF IODINE PILLS SAID SO

How many tablets of iodine would come on a pallet?

 

[SouthCross]

Amazon has iodine tablets. Crazy fucker Jeff Bezos.

What he's thinking?

 

[srh88]

And Berine's wife is gonna be getting toilet paper through a bean slot in the cell door. He's going to be home choking the monkey, spanking the chicken.

Forget that bitch. She messed up. He could be president. Run all the deals. Then he could pardon the dumb ass. Wouldn't even have to pay bail.

why are you so upset?

 

[UncleBuck]

why are you so upset?

he is all out of healing onions and vitality lemons.



this is seriously the "news" he consumes. basically one big advertisement for magical beanstalks.

 

[srh88]

he is all out of healing onions and vitality lemons.

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this is seriously the "news" he consumes. basically one big advertisement for magical beanstalks.

well i sure as fuck dont want a super bug. that sounds super serious. where do i buy ancient onions?

 

[UncleBuck]

well i sure as fuck dont want a super bug. that sounds super serious. where do i buy ancient onions?

woah, buddy. you can't just buy any super healing onion from the grocery store. you need to buy the three pack from me for $23.99 plus shipping.

 

[srh88]

woah, buddy. you can't just buy any super healing onion from the grocery store. you need to buy the three pack from me for $23.99 plus shipping.

but are they ancient?

 

[UncleBuck]

but are they ancient?

well you'll just have to buy my secret onion divining rod for $49.99 if you want to find out.

the onion divining rod also cures cancer and gives you the largest erections legally allowed by the USDA though, so it is a value.

 

[srh88]

well you'll just have to buy my secret onion divining rod for $49.99 if you want to find out.

the onion divining rod also cures cancer and gives you the largest erections legally allowed by the USDA though, so it is a value.

i am seriously interested but i with an offer like that i cant have you sell out of product before @ArcticGranite gets his first

 

[UncleBuck]

i am seriously interested but i with an offer like that i cant have you sell out of product before @ArcticGranite gets his first

i seriously don't know how these people aren't run off from sheer embarrassment when they set themselves up for humiliation like this.

 

[srh88]

i seriously don't know how these people aren't run off from sheer embarrassment when they set themselves up for humiliation like this.

i have no idea... even @Flaming Pie and @analexcess ran off

 

[UncleBuck]

i have no idea... even @Flaming Pie and @analexcess ran off

pie still checks back in all the time but never posts. must be tired from all the winning. and rat harboring.

 

[srh88]

pie still checks back in all the time but never posts. must be tired from all the winning. and rat harboring.

i like to check her twitter from time to time. shes winning so much.

 

[UncleBuck]

i like to check her twitter from time to time. shes winning so much.

you should give her some pity likes. just click the heart and say "hey i notice no one ever likes your posts so i gave you a like because no one else would. you're welcome".

i do it to trumpers all the time.