bernie sanders: regressive

you get your news from fucking infowars.


And Berine's wife is gonna be getting toilet paper through a bean slot in the cell door. He's going to be home choking the monkey, spanking the chicken.

Forget that bitch. She messed up. He could be president. Run all the deals. Then he could pardon the dumb ass. Wouldn't even have to pay bail.
 
And Berine's wife is gonna be getting toilet paper through a bean slot in the cell door. He's going to be home choking the monkey, spanking the chicken.

Forget that bitch. She messed up. He could be president. Run all the deals. Then he could pardon the dumb ass. Wouldn't even have to pay bail.
why are you so upset?
 
well i sure as fuck dont want a super bug. that sounds super serious. where do i buy ancient onions?

woah, buddy. you can't just buy any super healing onion from the grocery store. you need to buy the three pack from me for $23.99 plus shipping.
 
woah, buddy. you can't just buy any super healing onion from the grocery store. you need to buy the three pack from me for $23.99 plus shipping.
but are they ancient?
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but are they ancient?
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well you'll just have to buy my secret onion divining rod for $49.99 if you want to find out.

the onion divining rod also cures cancer and gives you the largest erections legally allowed by the USDA though, so it is a value.
 
well you'll just have to buy my secret onion divining rod for $49.99 if you want to find out.

the onion divining rod also cures cancer and gives you the largest erections legally allowed by the USDA though, so it is a value.
i am seriously interested but i with an offer like that i cant have you sell out of product before @ArcticGranite gets his first
 
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