Today is my wife's birthday and I got her a kitchen appliance to so how much I love her, my friends
@Gary Goodson and
@Chunky Stool helped guide me through the process of selecting this appliance. Now I realize some of you fine folks might not think that appliances are the right way to go for gifts on such a special day, maybe your thinking of a nice restaurant, a new car, a spa day, or some shit like that. But no , see we celebrated our 29th anniversary on the 7-2-17 and I didn't get a BJ so being the spiteful dick that I am , I really wanted to send a message " woman your place is in the kitchen ".
Just kidding , I love her so I got her a 1000w Ninga professional grade and she loves it and she loves smoothies too .