I received 8 stitches in my foot earlier today as the result of a Bday mission.
Kind of a long and funny story, but I'll break it down and let y'all use your imagination.
Today was Mr Tangerines Bday. I drove out to the work site to find him and his guys told me he was out on one the wood lots doing some work.
I took his old work truck and found him on the skidder and gave him his B-day present
Afterwards, I went to hop back in the truck, barefoot (yeah yeah I know...sooo country of me, lol) and dragged my foot up the rocker panel which is rusty and jagged bc its just an old POS work truck his crew uses for...well, shit work, lol. It laid my foot wide open.
Anyway, went to the ED and it was slow so it quickly turned into comedy central after I'd hinted at what I was doing prior to injury. Most of the RNs I either went to school with or were former colleagues. And damn...those older ladies can be sassy.
I decided even with INS, it would've been cheaper to fly him out to the Bunny Ranch.
Next yr all he's getting is a steak!!