Most Embarrassing Moments!

mr_issues

mr_issues

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HighPhi said:
this one isnt the most embarassing moment but one that high on the list. it was many years ago at school i was in senior year and playing a part in the school musical, arbian nights. opening night i was to enter stage left and open the dialouge, so i can running onto stage where my left food got caught in the right baggy part of my pants (those really baggy aladin type pants) causing me to fall flat on my face slid across the centre of stage got up only to find that my pant were now around my ankles and i was standing there blowing in the wind so to speak in front of a full hall, on opening night.
stage shows can be dangerous.
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That is pretty funny dude :hump: :peace:
 
ViRedd

ViRedd

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My most embarassing moment came when I opened a thread on a pot site and read about some idiot who was proud of the fact that he had already downed 64 ounces of beer, got stoned to the bone on pot, then drove his car and left the emergency brake off. Oh ... the embarassing moment? I'm embarassed that I got this far down into the thread and actually responded with a post of my own.

Drink at home. If you want to drive, drive sober. There's nothing funny at all about seeing a child's brains splattered all over the freakin' highway, dude.


Its time for you to wise up, Junior. :roll:


Vi

PS: Here's a buzz kill for ya ...



 
ViRedd

ViRedd

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Thanks, Smirgen ... :)

Yeah, pointing out that someone who comes into the forum bragging about leaving his emergency brake off and the car rolling away because he's sloshed makes me an asshole. I HAVE seen a child's brains splattered all over the road thanks to someone like "mr issues." That's something one doesn't forget too soon. And ... that car that he let roll away could have killed another child. At that point, the real asshole would be behind bars ... and I would say good riddance!

Here's "mr issue's" signiture avatar. Kind of fitting for someone who thinks nothing of driving after drinking 64 ounces of beer, dont you guys think? >>>>


Vi
 
7xstall

7xstall

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you better be glad someone with kids and a hot temper wasn't around when you let your car roll off... you'd prob be going to the dentist or the ER...next stop: the county.



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Erniedytn

Erniedytn

Master of Mayhem
I have a similar story to the author of this thread; however I WAS NOT DRUNK.......just severly stoned. Me and my buddy were goin fishin @ the jetty (St. Lucie inlet), Anway, we get out of the truck which was his moms by the way, and we are walking to the jetty. Suddenly we hear ppl screaming and yelling. Assuming it is a bunch of drunks we keep walking. After about 30 secs I'm like wtf are these assholes screaming about? I turn around to see the truck rolling backwards straight towards the inlet!!! Luckily it took a hard left and only clipped a tree. I had totally forgotten to set the e-brake as I was not used to driving a 5-speed. If that thing would have kept going it would have went straight into the inlet!!! I had visions of us being on the 6:00 news under the story "Two potheads arrested when truck rolls into the St. Lucie Inlet". Needless to say I was really embarrased.

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Shiitake

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A long time ago, I went to Fort Lauderdale for spring break. That week was literally a drunken blur. It was also the time I learned the lesson that excessive amounts of alcohol and weed really don't mix all that well together:

I met this really hot chick in a club, and I had been drinking heavy all day long and was moderately but not quite severely drunk. The girl and her friends had some weed they said was really kickass and asked me to go out on the beach and smoke some with them. Man was I unbelievably wasted after doing this! Anyway, we went back into the club when we were done and I just started feeling so fucked up that I literally didn't know what to do, so I told her I had to go to the bathroom and staggered in there. I had to wait in line to get into a stall and I vaguely remember locking the stall and throwing up in the toilet...

...The next thing I know, I am waking up in the pitch blackness having no idea where the hell I am. LOL I fumbled around looking for my lighter so I can see where I am...I am still locked in the fucking stall sitting on the toilet with vomit all over the floor around my feet and on my clothes, etc. It was like 5am, the bar had closed and I was locked inside by myself... LOL

I stumble out of the bathroom and the place is totally dark and deserted. I use the pay phone and call my friends back at the hotel. The last they saw me I was leaving the bar with the hot chicks, so they just assumed I had left with them and would find my own way back to the hotel. The girls probably thought I was some asshole who blew them off or something - I don't know what happened to them and never saw them again. My friends had to look up the owners of the club and get them to send somebody to let me out because I couldn't get out from inside by myself because of the security devices they had. hehe

So I went to the bar and opened a bottle of Jack, and poured myself a few drinks until some VERY UNHAPPY dude eventually came and unlocked the place to let me out at like 7am... LOL
 
k-town

k-town

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sounds like one hell of a night!

Peace
K-town

Shiitake said:
A long time ago, I went to Fort Lauderdale for spring break. That week was literally a drunken blur. It was also the time I learned the lesson that excessive amounts of alcohol and weed really don't mix all that well together:

I met this really hot chick in a club, and I had been drinking heavy all day long and was moderately but not quite severely drunk. The girl and her friends had some weed they said was really kickass and asked me to go out on the beach and smoke some with them. Man was I unbelievably wasted after doing this! Anyway, we went back into the club when we were done and I just started feeling so fucked up that I literally didn't know what to do, so I told her I had to go to the bathroom and staggered in there. I had to wait in line to get into a stall and I vaguely remember locking the stall and throwing up in the toilet...

...The next thing I know, I am waking up in the pitch blackness having no idea where the hell I am. LOL I fumbled around looking for my lighter so I can see where I am...I am still locked in the fucking stall sitting on the toilet with vomit all over the floor around my feet and on my clothes, etc. It was like 5am, the bar had closed and I was locked inside by myself... LOL

I stumble out of the bathroom and the place is totally dark and deserted. I use the pay phone and call my friends back at the hotel. The last they saw me I was leaving the bar with the hot chicks, so they just assumed I had left with them and would find my own way back to the hotel. The girls probably thought I was some asshole who blew them off or something - I don't know what happened to them and never saw them again. My friends had to look up the owners of the club and get them to send somebody to let me out because I couldn't get out from inside by myself because of the security devices they had. hehe

So I went to the bar and opened a bottle of Jack, and poured myself a few drinks until some VERY UNHAPPY dude eventually came and unlocked the place to let me out at like 7am... LOL
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Hermes

Hermes

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ahhh embarrassing stories - so I was at schoolies with a bunch of friends (australian equivelant of spring break) me and a friend were ridiculously drunk, and decided we would head back to our hotel and just chill till we felt a bit better, when we got back to the hotel we realised neither of us had a key to the place, so being really hammered we started climbing up the fire-escape to try and break in from the windows or somethign.

so i got half way up and realised i was going to die if i climbed (or should i say fell from) any higher. so i kinda stumbled back down again and went and walked up the front way and collapsed on the front door waiting for my mate to open up from inside.

so i passed out, next thing i know im in a bath-tub in my underwear with the shower pouring down over me. I look around, and its not our hotel bathroom and get a little spooked, next thing 2 rather nice looking ladies come in with some water.

so turns out my mate couldnt break into the hotel room, climbed back down and thought i went back to cavill ave (main stretch of clubs), so he headed back that way. i passed out cold, started throwing up on our door-step. there were 6 girls staying next door to us that heard the commotion came out and helped me into their bathroom, got me cleaned up and looked after me.

so yeah was pretty embarrassing, but sure did break the ice with the chicks living next door. they came round every day from that night onwards :) of course... the other guys i was staying with probably seemed more appealing than me throwing up all over myself.
 
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Shiitake

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Hermes said:
so yeah was pretty embarrassing, but sure did break the ice with the chicks living next door. they came round every day from that night onwards :) of course... the other guys i was staying with probably seemed more appealing than me throwing up all over myself.
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Can we trade stories? I like your's better - you and your friends probably got laid and I didn't! LOL
 
Hermes

Hermes

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Erniedytn said:
Hermes Conrad---Did you file a requisition for that spliff you're tokin on???!!!!!
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I had to file a form to get a requisition form for the cigar, and its not a cigar... and its not mine. *stuffs joint into pocket while still lit*
 
el_maco

el_maco

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oh i was near the downtown of my city were there are a lot of nightclubs, i was really high, and i started to drink a lot, last i remember i was walking in the street with a friend in midnight
next i can remember was at next day, i was talking with a homeless hahaha also my jeans were stained with my own vomiting

from that day i dont mix cannabis with alcohol
 
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