420thAvenue
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DUI's are no fun, I recently got one. Still in drug and alcohol treatment. QuickFix: 3 Failures: 0
That is pretty funny dudethis one isnt the most embarassing moment but one that high on the list. it was many years ago at school i was in senior year and playing a part in the school musical, arbian nights. opening night i was to enter stage left and open the dialouge, so i can running onto stage where my left food got caught in the right baggy part of my pants (those really baggy aladin type pants) causing me to fall flat on my face slid across the centre of stage got up only to find that my pant were now around my ankles and i was standing there blowing in the wind so to speak in front of a full hall, on opening night.
stage shows can be dangerous.
Why do you say VI is an Asshole ? Does he drink and Drive too ?Just to let you all the newbs know... VI is an asshole.
As do most successful brain Donors.I support the splattering of children's brains on roads.
You need to be put into a place for the mentally ill, Junior. How old are you, sixteen?I support the splattering of children's brains on roads.
Fuck you, motherfucker.
A long time ago, I went to Fort Lauderdale for spring break. That week was literally a drunken blur. It was also the time I learned the lesson that excessive amounts of alcohol and weed really don't mix all that well together:
I met this really hot chick in a club, and I had been drinking heavy all day long and was moderately but not quite severely drunk. The girl and her friends had some weed they said was really kickass and asked me to go out on the beach and smoke some with them. Man was I unbelievably wasted after doing this! Anyway, we went back into the club when we were done and I just started feeling so fucked up that I literally didn't know what to do, so I told her I had to go to the bathroom and staggered in there. I had to wait in line to get into a stall and I vaguely remember locking the stall and throwing up in the toilet...
...The next thing I know, I am waking up in the pitch blackness having no idea where the hell I am. LOL I fumbled around looking for my lighter so I can see where I am...I am still locked in the fucking stall sitting on the toilet with vomit all over the floor around my feet and on my clothes, etc. It was like 5am, the bar had closed and I was locked inside by myself... LOL
I stumble out of the bathroom and the place is totally dark and deserted. I use the pay phone and call my friends back at the hotel. The last they saw me I was leaving the bar with the hot chicks, so they just assumed I had left with them and would find my own way back to the hotel. The girls probably thought I was some asshole who blew them off or something - I don't know what happened to them and never saw them again. My friends had to look up the owners of the club and get them to send somebody to let me out because I couldn't get out from inside by myself because of the security devices they had. hehe
So I went to the bar and opened a bottle of Jack, and poured myself a few drinks until some VERY UNHAPPY dude eventually came and unlocked the place to let me out at like 7am... LOL
Can we trade stories? I like your's better - you and your friends probably got laid and I didn't! LOLso yeah was pretty embarrassing, but sure did break the ice with the chicks living next door. they came round every day from that night onwards of course... the other guys i was staying with probably seemed more appealing than me throwing up all over myself.
I had to file a form to get a requisition form for the cigar, and its not a cigar... and its not mine. *stuffs joint into pocket while still lit*Hermes Conrad---Did you file a requisition for that spliff you're tokin on???!!!!!