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curious2garden

curious2garden

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Singlemalt said:
I can't figure out how to relate moonshiners, vet schools stealing cattle and forbidding pictures. Unless of course there is an illegal still near the bull, but we won't know since Bareback doesn't have pics. So, my best course is to let it go instead of trying to Jerry Lewis it and look the fool.
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Wow f'n epic you hit every note! kudos (asshole)
 
Bareback

Bareback

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I guess the Watusi breed just has smaller balls . Because I looked on Google and some of the Angus bulls had comparable balls to what I'm seeing at the University but most of the other breeds are smaller. And besides when you are standing 5' away from a bull whose ass is as high as your head the ball sack is larger than life.lol
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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Bareback said:
I guess the Watusi breed just has smaller balls . Because I looked on Google and some of the Angus bulls had comparable balls to what I'm seeing at the University but most of the other breeds are smaller. And besides when you are standing 5' away from a bull whose ass is as high as your head the ball sack is larger than life.lol
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you don't need big balls to be epically horny
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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StonerCol said:
You might have been holding an artificial vagina but you weren't using it on the bull :D
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I believe he was, which turns this into a job that sounds way better than it is. I would hate to fuck that one up ... and be trapped in a faux heifer whom the bull is seeking to teach a lesson in manners. At that point, no choice but to grab the bull by the horn and hang on.

 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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Bareback said:
I guess the Watusi breed just has smaller balls . Because I looked on Google and some of the Angus bulls had comparable balls to what I'm seeing at the University but most of the other breeds are smaller. And besides when you are standing 5' away from a bull whose ass is as high as your head the ball sack is larger than life.lol
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I was about 5ish a very small kid and they brought the bull into the near pasture we always cut across. I remember my cousin, Terry boy (there was a Terry girl too), screaming bull...... He didn't need to. You could feel your life shorten as this gigantic, hating asshole (bull's hate everything that moves), eye's locked on you and he began his run. We were already running, parent's were assholes and never bothered to mention to us where certain cattle were kept. To this day I can still remember the smell of his breath and his very red eyes and he looked down at me as I slid under the fence. No, my life did not flash before my eyes.... I had not yet lived.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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curious2garden said:
I was about 5ish a very small kid and they brought the bull into the near pasture we always cut across. I remember my cousin, Terry boy (there was a Terry girl too), screaming bull...... He didn't need to. You could feel your life shorten as this gigantic, hating asshole (bull's hate everything that moves), eye's locked on you and he began his run. We were already running, parent's were assholes and never bothered to mention to us where certain cattle were kept. To this day I can still remember the smell of his breath and his very red eyes and he looked down at me as I slid under the fence. No, my life did not flash before my eyes.... I had not yet lived.
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Me and my dad in the Austrian alps. We round a corner on this amazingly groomed "nature" trail and encounter a quantum of bovine.

"Look at the big cow Dad!!"

"Not a cow. That is a bull. Follow me. Slowly."

Due to dad being smart this story is only this long.
 
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