ewww things like flour and dorito ick ick ick barf
What did you accomplish today?
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arcane
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A weakness of mine; I love the triple bank shots even though I rarely sink'em
Bareback
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Once a very long time ago I was traveling though the country side and I had a really bad stomach pain come over me, one of those it most be dealt with now moments. So I pulled over hopped the gate to a pasture , dipped down in a ravine and let it go about 10 seconds later the earth starts to rumble and over hill came a herd of cows running at me , I had to wipe and run at the same time . Of course my wife was turning blue from laughing so hard . Later I mentioned this accuracy to a friend and he said that the cows herd the car door shut and thought I was there to feed them. Ohh I replied they scared the shit out of me.
Singlemalt
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One time at Band Camp, err, I mean when I was in Minnesota, a few of us went fishing for brookies in SE MN. We hopped a fence at this roughly 10 acre pasture and walking across to get to the stream. Maybe halfway across, we hear this loud "rooooha", look around and see this bull charging at us from the far end, we run and jump over the fence with maybe 3-4 secs to spare
LOL you only had to beat your friend, right?
Singlemalt
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It was a dairy farm. A bit later the farmer comes to the stream, chats and asks when we were going to leave, so he knew when to put the bull up so we could LOL. I asked how he was gonna do it, he said in that Garrison Keillor kinda way, he'd parade one of the girls in front of the bull to give him a sniff.
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Reminds me of a review of a Ruger .22 as a bear defense gun.
"It only took one round to my gf's knee and I was safe!"
Survival of the fattest
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Talkin' math again, stop freakin' @mr sunshine out
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Indacouch
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This is Lurch - I saw him in person several times.those horns hid the departmental still. I will wager
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Very impressive and a very gentle animal.
Singlemalt
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I hear that's what all the girls say about @mr sunshine
ANC
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Spent some time cutting off larf buds and tieing lower colas up to the sky.
This year's chuck was a good run so far, found one purple plant and one super fucking stinky little runt. (the runt part is because I never potted it up until it started flowering to see what would happen (3 of those 4 went intersex)). Feeling a big afternoon nap coming on, the weather is grey and cold, and I think this joint I am going to smoke now, might just do it.
Also harvested some swazi pollen to zap a cheese plant with when we put those into flower.
This year's chuck was a good run so far, found one purple plant and one super fucking stinky little runt. (the runt part is because I never potted it up until it started flowering to see what would happen (3 of those 4 went intersex)). Feeling a big afternoon nap coming on, the weather is grey and cold, and I think this joint I am going to smoke now, might just do it.
Also harvested some swazi pollen to zap a cheese plant with when we put those into flower.
jerryb73
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Gives new meaning to BBC..