Name my Food truck - Help a fellow stoner with a new business

[Los Reefersaurus]

Dave's not here

 

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Dave's not here

He's on the shitter backed up from da cheese

 

[ANC]

Call it Crackers Only

 

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Call it Crackers Only

That may not go over so well lol

 

[Grandpapy]

Inspiration for the future. If you haven't seen it you may get some marketing ideas.


http://www.cheesemongerinvitational.com/mission/

 

[blake9999]

fromage et craquelins

 

[dagwood45431]

Cheeses Christ Cracker Star

 

[whitebb2727]

Im open to criticism. I found one example of a cheese and cracker specific truck. It was so successful, they openned a storefront.

If the idea is stupid, then its stupid.... Just an idea in my head. Cheese and crackers are timeless in my opinion, and basically every age, gender and race is a potential customer.

Maybe im crazy, as you certainly think i am. And to be honest, ive had more than one person laugh when i pitched the idea. But ive also had alot of great feedback simple because cheese....

So i dont know what to think

I like grapes and cheese together. The sharper the better.

 

[Singlemalt]

You should work out your demographics better: your current business design is selling snacks.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Damn that chick was hot! I'll never get a girl like that. Small dick, kind of an asshole. Not to mention I have two kids and my old lady would never let me slamhammer that girls asshole.

 

[TurboTokes]

Easy Cheesy

 

[srh88]

Easy Cheesy

Nope

 

[TurboTokes]

The Big Cheezy

 

[Viridios]

Probably. My part of California still hasn't gotten on board with the whole idea that consuming cannabis doesn't make you useless for work... Being a useless person does... I should probably pursue a bigger city. Or a different state entirely.

That annoys the shit out of me. I was a qualified accountant for over 20 years in a big firm and smoked nearly everyday. I'm an employer now and if anything it helps your chances if you do smoke when I give interviews as I can relate to you and enjoy one after work with you. Obviously you need to do the job but this should be seen as no worse than if you enjoy a glass of wine each night.

 

[srh88]

The Big Cheezy

Might as well name it.. "I'm not creative... Buy my crackers"

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I still like the old school original:

"Buy my fucking crackers and cheese you stupid fucking cocksucker."

Tried and true, not too wordy, catchy and safe for everyone.

 

[Los Reefersaurus]

I think my fave is crackers only

 

[srh88]

I still like the old school original:

"Buy my fucking crackers and cheese you stupid fucking cocksucker."

Tried and true, not too wordy, catchy and safe for everyone.

if i were him id just name it "cheese and crackers" that way when people ask what else he got.. he can look at them and be like "you cant read bitch?"

 

[MrRoboto]

Chichirones de queso. I'd buy that.

 

[MrRoboto]

Crispy cheese. No need for crackers.