Weed ate Dog

[tyler.durden]

ok so my weed ate dog candy it probably had like 4 grams of mid mutt in it. Will it be fine? One time my weed jumped on the counter and ate a whole batch of regular brownies and it was fine. Idk if I'm too paranoid. Any help would be great

 

[curious2garden]

 

[tyler.durden]

I brought my weed to the botonist to make sure it's ok. He said that he sees this type of thing all the time from irresponsible plant owners. He said that dogs were no good for plants, and that I should keep dogs away from my weed if I want it to stay healthy. I had no idea...

 

[curious2garden]

I brought my weed to the botonist to make sure it's ok. He said that he sees this type of thing all the time from irresponsible plant owners. He said that dogs were no good for plants, and that I should keep dogs away from my weed if I want it to stay healthy. I had no idea...

I'm seriously disappointed in you. These are the kind of things any responsible adult grower should know. What are you in elementary school? I do give you credit for taking it into the botanist. Did they call your parents?

 

[Indacouch]

I brought my weed to the botonist to make sure it's ok. He said that he sees this type of thing all the time from irresponsible plant owners. He said that dogs were no good for plants, and that I should keep dogs away from my weed if I want it to stay healthy. I had no idea...

So irresponsible Durden.....

 

[tyler.durden]

I'm seriously disappointed in you. These are the kind of things any responsible adult grower should know. What are you in elementary school? I do give you credit for taking it into the botanist. Did they call your parents?

They did. Mom was not happy, it was her dog. I explained that they are practically free at the shelter, and we should just get another. She said that wasn't the point. She went to smack me, but my weed got protective and ate her, too. I think it's okay 'cause there wasn't any dog in her. I'm in over my head at this point. What should I do???

 

[tyler.durden]

So irresponsible Durden.....

Way to kick a dude when he's down. Please help show me the way to responsible plant ownership...

 

[curious2garden]

They did. Mom was not happy, it was her dog. I explained that they are practically free at the shelter, and we should just get another. She said that wasn't the point. She went to smack me, but my weed got protective and ate her, too. I think it's okay 'cause there wasn't any dog in her. I'm in over my head at this point. What should I do???

At this point there is only one thing you can do. The plant needs to die in a series of small fires. It is the ONLY responsible thing to do.

 

[tyler.durden]

At this point there is only one thing you can do. The plant needs to die in a series of small fires. It is the ONLY responsible thing to do.

Great advice. I will roll the plant parts up in little white sheets before setting them ablaze as a sign of respect, like the Vikings did. This could become a whole new trend...

 

[curious2garden]

Great advice. I will roll the plant parts up in little white sheets before setting them ablaze as a sign of respect, like the Vikings did. This could become a whole new trend...

At this point I must forgive you for your original bad judgment that led to this impasse. We all must live and learn from our mistakes.

 

[tyler.durden]

At this point I must forgive you for your original bad judgment that led to this impasse. We all must live and learn from our mistakes.

Thanks. I've learned my lesson, too bad about my mom and dog, though. Growing weed is harder than I thought...

 

[curious2garden]

Thanks. I've learned my lesson, too bad about my mom and dog, though. Growing weed is harder than I thought...

One must make sacrifices to really appreciate what matters. I'm sure your mother gladly understood her sacrifice. Just don't do it again!

 

[dannyboy602]

Best thread ever. I've learned so much. I'm going to defoliate every dog I find and then I'm going to make brownies and set my house on fire.

 

[curious2garden]

Best thread ever. I've learned so much. I'm going to defoliate every dog I find and then I'm going to make brownies and set my house on fire.

F'n genius

 

[curious2garden]

F'n genius

I meant to say, "...hot dog....."

 

[dannyboy602]

I meant to say, "...hot dog....."

I love hot dogs...I can fit a whole package in my mouth at one time...now if I could only find a job that pays me to do that I'd be right as rain.

 

[curious2garden]

I love hot dogs...I can fit a whole package in my mouth at one time...now if I could only find a job that pays me to do that I'd be right as rain.

LOL, brb, @cannabineer

 

[cannabineer]

I love hot dogs...I can fit a whole package in my mouth at one time...now if I could only find a job that pays me to do that I'd be right as rain.

I must check to see which positions I have open. (All of them.) I believe an interview might be arranged. I will provide the delicatessen.

 

[dannyboy602]

I must check to see which positions I have open.

sounds good...just remember...I'm a top.

 

[ttystikk]

ok so my weed ate dog candy it probably had like 4 grams of mid mutt in it. Will it be fine? One time my weed jumped on the counter and ate a whole batch of regular brownies and it was fine. Idk if I'm too paranoid. Any help would be great

Finally, a good use for Chihuahuas!