jerryb73
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Lol, I was about to post the exact same post, but went to next page first to see last post and, BAM there it is..
Fucking Malt..
What did you accomplish today?
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Fucking Malt..
Blue Wizard
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Please tell me you have one of those gigantic clits like that chick I saw on pornhub. That thing was bigger than my thumb and I have large hands.
Blue Wizard
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Bareback
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Diddo or dildo my spelling isn't that great.
tangerinegreen555
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Traded in my 2010 tractor and 2004 rototiller on a new bigger tractor today. Got $950 for the old ones.
I hardly ever used the tiller and now that I built the planter walIs, it became trade bait. The 7 year old tractor motor was shaky. My previous tractor died at 7 yrs., engine siezed, all the oil gushed out. DOA.
The dust from the oak leaves finds it's way to the damn valve guides. I use 2 air cleaners, switch them weekly, blow out the extracted one with compressed air.
Still, I blow engines. Or I used to. Now I trade them in around 7 yrs.
Shiny new 44" triple bagger. (I did a lot of cuts here and there during remodeling to make sure I could get myself a Christmas present.)
And there goes my used Vette I was hoping to buy someday. Oh well, can't cut grass and pick up leaves in an old car.
l'm gonna hit the scratch tickets heavy, I'd still like to get an old convertible some day.
I hardly ever used the tiller and now that I built the planter walIs, it became trade bait. The 7 year old tractor motor was shaky. My previous tractor died at 7 yrs., engine siezed, all the oil gushed out. DOA.
The dust from the oak leaves finds it's way to the damn valve guides. I use 2 air cleaners, switch them weekly, blow out the extracted one with compressed air.
Still, I blow engines. Or I used to. Now I trade them in around 7 yrs.
Shiny new 44" triple bagger. (I did a lot of cuts here and there during remodeling to make sure I could get myself a Christmas present.)
And there goes my used Vette I was hoping to buy someday. Oh well, can't cut grass and pick up leaves in an old car.
l'm gonna hit the scratch tickets heavy, I'd still like to get an old convertible some day.
Karah
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Will 3 be a crowd? Someone else said they’d wife me with no prenup too
BudmanTX
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no 2 is a crowd, 3 is an adult movie waiting to happen...Will 3 be a crowd? Someone else said they’d wife me with no prenup too
Singlemalt
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As long as no one are chatty types when unnecessary; i.e. useless chatter. I'm the archetypal grumpy old manWill 3 be a crowd? Someone else said they’d wife me with no prenup too
BTW, "wife me"? Do you watch a lot of Westerns?
Karah
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No....but....I like the twilight zone a lot. That’s got to count for something?
Singlemalt
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lol, "wife me" was one of Rod's favorite terms
neosapien
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Had one of those special days. Wife is out shopping for last minute things for the trip. Had a daddy/daughter day. Came home from preschool and made her watch one of my favorite childhood Christmas movies…
She was memorized and has been watching it on repeat all night. Made us turkey sandwiches and tofu. To balance out the universe. Good day. Didn't even have to sexually hArass anyone. Actually I think I did ask possum1 for his wife's nudes. Could have been yesterday though.
She was memorized and has been watching it on repeat all night. Made us turkey sandwiches and tofu. To balance out the universe. Good day. Didn't even have to sexually hArass anyone. Actually I think I did ask possum1 for his wife's nudes. Could have been yesterday though.
Jimmyjonestoo
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I totally could have used that tiller.
dstroy
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All I'm sayin is that santa gets to stuff HIS sack down a CHIMNEY so why can't I?
I cleaned a lot today, and did my stupid homework. The semester is almost over though, then I get to go through this shit all over like 6 more times.
I DID get accepted to Johnson and Wales for their network engineering program. I want to go to Brown though, but parking is like 640/yr. I guess it helps that I have a 4.0GPA and I'm a veteran or something because these fucks actually return my phone calls.
I cleaned a lot today, and did my stupid homework. The semester is almost over though, then I get to go through this shit all over like 6 more times.
I DID get accepted to Johnson and Wales for their network engineering program. I want to go to Brown though, but parking is like 640/yr. I guess it helps that I have a 4.0GPA and I'm a veteran or something because these fucks actually return my phone calls.
This bra: https://www.victoriassecret.com/bras/sports-bras/incredible-by-victoria-sport-front-close-sport-bra-victoria-sport?ProductID=344760&CatalogueType=OLS
These leggings: https://www.underarmour.com/en-us/reactor-legging/pid1298166-001
Terrific compression fit help with the anti-jiggle. I also wear one of these https://www.underarmour.com/en-us/womens-ua-coldgear-reactor-fleece-1-2-zip/pid1298603-916
jerryb73
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Heard it might be up for trade..
Karah
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Need.
Singlemalt
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Laurel/Hardy, 3 Stooges and Marx Bros. were constantly on TV in So Cal during the '50s and early '60s, kids were immersed in them. I knew in 1954 that I wanted to live in a world that had those guys.Had one of those special days. Wife is out shopping for last minute things for the trip. Had a daddy/daughter day. Came home from preschool and made her watch one of my favorite childhood Christmas movies…
She was memorized and has been watching it on repeat all night. Made us turkey sandwiches and tofu. To balance out the universe. Good day. Didn't even have to sexually hArass anyone. Actually I think I did ask possum1 for his wife's nudes. Could have been yesterday though.
neosapien
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Yeah, my folks are products of 50/60's Cali actually. Whittier/Placentia. I inherited some traits from them.
Indacouch
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Sorry he said your vagina was sick .....glad your vagina is well.Just because a girl is in her feelings doesn’t mean it’s that time of the month. It’s not actually.
Life stuff
I'm going to attempt to sleep now
However, the chubby thing seen above has other ideas.....that look though ......LMAO
I think he's eyeing you up @Karah ..smh
Karah
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Those cheeks!